✿ 004 accidental video/action for goldenrod
[Today's video comes, once again, from Lotus's faithful Furret, Squirrel. It's mid afternoon, and it looks like Lotus is just wandering about Goldenrod today, shopping lazily.]
Ugh. You'd think being trapped in a video game would be much more enticing than this. I am so bored. I'm tired of babysitting cute cartoon critters. [She sighs heavily as she ( Read more... )
Ugh. You'd think being trapped in a video game would be much more enticing than this. I am so bored. I'm tired of babysitting cute cartoon critters. [She sighs heavily as she ( Read more... )
[HERE IS HEATHER WITH YOUR DAILY DOSE OF RUDE BEHAVIOR. You're welcome. <3]
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[oh yeah she still doesn't know your name.
Damn brat.]
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Hey, YOU said it!
I was just... asking for clarification!
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[GRR time for a battle to the death!]
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[Heather's face actually lights up and she lets out a delighted chortle. AW YEAH NOW WE GETTIN SOMEWHERE.]
A better bra?
Why, so that I'll look like I have saggy old woman tits like you?
[... not that Lotus doesn't have VERY NICE BREASTS of course but Heather's not aiming to be complimentary here. The truth is that she's the furthest from being comfortable with her own body, but one thing she's always been remarkably chill with is being the Fairly-Boobless Wonder.]
No THANKS.
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At least I have tits! As opposed to my angelic face and exotic build, you have the body of an eight year old boy and the face of a seventy year old leper!
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[Heather's just not gonna comment on that part. She'd rather stick with the stuff she doesn't care about.]
[So at the tits remark, the mirth suddenly disappears from her face, replaced with some faked shock that's surprisingly realistic.]
I don't have tits?
[Now she's looking down and pawing at the front of her vest briefly, before throwing her hands up in anguish.]
Oh my god, WHERE DID THEY GO?!
FUCK!
[... And then she disappears from the screen, accompanied by sounds of a bag being opened and things being thrown around. BRB SHE IS SEARCHING FOR HER MISSING BOOBS.]
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[... With what appears to be at least two sweatshirts and a pair of jeans stuffed down the front of her vest. One of the cuffs is sticking out of her collar and there's a sleeve trailing out somewhere down by her waist.]
[She spreads her arms and bobs her head a little in one of those aggressive WHAT NOW? COME AT ME BRO shrugs before folding her arms cockily, making sure not to cover up her VOLUPTUOUS ASSETS while she does so.]
[Her tone is full of that kind of earnesty that's so intense it can only be spoken by someone who is absolutely cracking up on the inside.]
Whew. Found 'em.
Now I am beautiful, just like you.
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give her a moment]
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[All the same, the smug brattiness drops out of her tone a little bit when she responds.]
Don't you have better things to do than mock teenage girls' chest sizes and tell them they look like they have a grotesque, disfiguring infectious disease?
Seriously, you're a grown fucking woman.
I don't care what people call me, but come on.
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[yes, this is what she's been reduced to.]
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Looks like I finished it, too.
[... C'MON LOTUS DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND TAKE THAT.]
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