Fish and Theives.
Orphan Fish
A few days ago my mother, my sister, Alan, and I were all sitting around the table having breakfast and my Mother was grabbing some cream cheese from the kitchen when she looked outside the window. She went outside and came back in with a fishbowl.
"Who's that from?" I asked.
"I have no idea." My mom said.
Somebody left a fish on our doorstep. An orphan fish. We still do not know whom the fish belongs to.
THEIVERY
My sister took me to starbucks to get my daily fix two days ago. We were sitting outside sipping frappucinos watching the scenic view of the parking lot when these five guys sat down behind us. They started off welcoming each other to their meeting. I listened for a little bit and I gathered that they were a self-help group. Then I zoned out. I started thinking that it would be really cool if they were like theives. Like Theives Anon, and they all met at like this collective self-help group but decided to branch off into their own select self-help group and THEN thought "Why are we helping ourselves when we could form a major criminal organization?" And so, they decided to meet at starbucks-- BUT the initiation into the group was you had to steal your own starbucks, and one of the members showed up and asked "Anybody want anything? I'm going to go get mine." And everyone shook their heads and so began one of the greatest and most succesful criminal organizations in Boca Raton.
Oooh! bagels...
A few days ago my mother, my sister, Alan, and I were all sitting around the table having breakfast and my Mother was grabbing some cream cheese from the kitchen when she looked outside the window. She went outside and came back in with a fishbowl.
"Who's that from?" I asked.
"I have no idea." My mom said.
Somebody left a fish on our doorstep. An orphan fish. We still do not know whom the fish belongs to.
THEIVERY
My sister took me to starbucks to get my daily fix two days ago. We were sitting outside sipping frappucinos watching the scenic view of the parking lot when these five guys sat down behind us. They started off welcoming each other to their meeting. I listened for a little bit and I gathered that they were a self-help group. Then I zoned out. I started thinking that it would be really cool if they were like theives. Like Theives Anon, and they all met at like this collective self-help group but decided to branch off into their own select self-help group and THEN thought "Why are we helping ourselves when we could form a major criminal organization?" And so, they decided to meet at starbucks-- BUT the initiation into the group was you had to steal your own starbucks, and one of the members showed up and asked "Anybody want anything? I'm going to go get mine." And everyone shook their heads and so began one of the greatest and most succesful criminal organizations in Boca Raton.
Oooh! bagels...