FUUUUCCCKKKK

[ya_douchebags]

Holy crap! Did you guys know that we can hit these guards of ours but they're not allowed to hit back? I just had a real clensing three hour ass-kicking session. Good way to take out some frustration when you're so mad you can't see straight. Might've killed a guy. Not sure.You know it's gonna be a weird day when you wake up and find your

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[immasuperhero]

Geez. All this over a phone? I'd hate to see how much of a hissy fit you'd throw if we'd stolen something important.

Someone didn't get a lot of hugs as a kid, huh?

[ya_douchebags]

It's not...just...the phone. You guys tied him up! I found him like that! It was...not a good morning.

I don't get a lot of hugs period.

[immasuperhero]

Well we had to tie him up to steal the phone! Otherwise he would've stopped us. Sheesh, don't you know anything about thieving?

[ya_douchebags]

...ya could've, I dunno...untied before you left. He was there for a long time.

[immasuperhero]

Pfft. And give him time to activate an outdoor booby trap? Do I look like I was born yesterday?

Look, the guy's in one piece, right?