the train wreck

Mar 24, 2004 13:42

Here I am, It has been a while. I havent yet worked this into my daily habit. They say you have to do something for 30 days for it to become a habit. (or something like that) I just returned from Las Vegas after 4 days of binge drinking and gambling. The funniest thing happened to me while in a cab. I made a comment on gay people and the woman driver smacks me on the back of the head and then she informs me that she is gay and didnt appreciate my comment. My friend start laughing and blurts out "you just got bitched slapped by a gay girl" she then goes into the long drawn out bull shit about gay rights, how they get screwed and all. We couldnt get to our destination fast enough. We spent alot of time in the poker room at the Stardust. I had fun there, won some money. I always seem to do alright with cards it is the woman at the strip clubs that get ya. I had the worst dance of all time and then she says, $100 please. I wanted to punch her, but i didnt want to get arrested. on another note if a gorgeous girl approaches you and she says she wants to party. She probably is a hooker. I said i may have been born at night but it wasnt last night. I just cant bring myself to pay $500 for some #uS&y. That is about the long and short of it.
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