Sheep go to heaven, goats... go to hell

[evilst]

"This," Hulkling declared, swinging the tree branch like a baseball bat and sending at least three of the zombies flying messily backwards, "was not my plan for this week".

((Teddy, Victor, and Chase))

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[cutelizardboy]

Anole watched in disgust as the Hulkling fought the zombies from up in the trees. Why zombies of all things? He weighed his options, stay in the trees in relative safety and stay clean, or do the X-Men thing and help his fellow mutant...shape shifter...green skinned fellow.

He leapt out of the trees and kicked one of the zombies in the chest, pulled back and kicked another one's head of with a roundhouse. He wrinkled his nose in disgust as its head fell with a squish onto the forest floor. "That is so gross."

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[teddyaltman]

The speed at which the other boy had appeared had startled him, but identifying his skin as a living green was a major relief.

"You're telling me." he agreed, batting a few more zombies away like baseballs. "At least they're not talking. D'you have any idea where we are? Because I'm pretty sure this isn't New York."

The zombies hadn't been the hint. They were odd, yeah, but not beyond the realm of possibility. Mostly it was the trees. And the sky. Even polluted sunsets didn't turn the whole sky that color.

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[cutelizardboy]

"Not a clue," Anole said as kicked more zombies away, "One moment I was getting ready to go into the danger room, the next I'm here, with zombies. I hate zombies." He proceded to kick another zombie's head off as if to drive home that point.

He stole a glance of the sky as he did a back flip in an effort to put some distance between him and the zombie horde. He turned to his companion, "Ever hear of an alien called Mojo? This might be his doing."

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[teddyaltman]

Hulkling did not squeak when the other boy mentioned the Danger Room. Mostly because he was focusing on the zombies, but also because fanboying during a fight probably wasn't a good idea.

"I've read about him, but only what they have in the comics." he answered, picking up one of the fresher-looking zombies and bowling a strike with it. "Does he do zombies now?"

We just did aliens a couple weeks ago! a corner of his mind complained. Hulkling ignored that too and shoved a female zombie that was just getting far too close.

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[cutelizardboy]

"I dunno...maybe? If he felt it would have good ratings." He preformed a spin kick that knocked several of the zombies back. "I didn't really get a chance to study him back at school." He gave a sigh as more zombies kept coming. "I really hope it's Mojo that way Mr. Beaubier and the rest of the X-Men know where to find us."

He glanced over at Hulkling, "Are you a mutant? How come I've never seen you around school?"

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[teddyaltman]

Holy cow, he knew Northstar. Best person to find in the zombie-infested woods ever.

"Alien, actually." he said, mildly bemused at how casual he could sound about it now that it had sunk in a bit. "Half-Kree, half-Skrull, raised here on Earth." he batted a couple of more zombies away. "At least I hope this is still Earth. I'm a Young Avenger."

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[cutelizardboy]

Anole felt his eyebrows (or rather the the folds of skins where his eyebrows would have been if he had hair) raise at that. "Don't they, like, hate each other though?" He performed another couple of kicks feeling them begin to tire and starting to regret not putting as much effort in training his upper body as he did his legs.

He took a quick glance at the Young Avenger, he heard about them, but hadn't really paid much attention to them as he was distracted by his mentor's death and resurection.

"I'm Anole, one of the Junior X-Men of Alpha Squadron."

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[teddyaltman]

"They hate each other the way the Atlantic is slightly damp." Hulkling agreed. The zombie situation was going nowhere fast. They didn't seem to be trying to eat them, but they were very annoying. Not to mention creepy as all hell.

"I don't know the whole story, but I guess that even alien condoms fail sometimes." he continued, sprouting a pair of wings and scooping Anole up. "I'm Hulkling, incidentally. Going up."

He flapped his wings a couple of times, struggling to get over the treetops.

"So," he panted. "Do the X-Men actually do autographs or is that just a rumor to tease the fanboys?"

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[cutelizardboy]

"I couldn't tell ya. Some might. If you had Mr. Beaubier's book he would be happy to sign it. But some might entertain the thought of maiming you for asking." He blinked up at the alien hybird wondering why he wanted to know.

Then he saw the horizon. "That's not right." He glanced up at Hulkling, "Look at that." He pointed towards the horizon and then around. "Looks like we're in a dome of somekind..."

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[teddyaltman]

"I know Wolverine's out of the question, he just growled at us when we asked..." Hulkling murmured on autopilot as he too frowned at the horizon. "That's not reassuring..."

He jerked his head to peer back down towards the ground. "Hey, there's someone down there! Hang on, we're going down!" He folded his wings and dove. "We're on our way!"

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[getaway_man]

Chase get off the ground as he saw blurry green images trying to surround him. He sighed and pulled out his switchblade.

"Why do I get the feeling that I have to yell at molly for this?"

With that he finally started to regain his vision and realized that he was being surrounded by a bunch of dawn of the dead castaways.

"Oh great, i'm on the set of a Romero flick. Where the heck is a shotgun."

He pushed his blade forward getting one of the zombie like creatures in the arm, he pushed it towards a few others and ran forward to make sure he wasn't surrounded. He noticed something flying a head of him and hoped that whatever it was, it was on his side.

"Hey! Can I get a hand down here?"

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[cutelizardboy]

Anole wrapped his arms around Hulkling's neck as they made their decent down to pick up the only living person other than themselves. "Just get near him, I'll pick him up. That way we can avoid the zombies."

When he judged they were close enough he let his tongue shoot out of his mouth and wrapped it around the new boy's torso. "Ah gow em!"

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[getaway_man]

Chase shuddered at the fact that someone had just picked him up with his tongue. He then shook his head realizing that he'd just run into some junior super heroes.

"Thanks for the assist, I think I may have got some red on me. Either of you know whats going on?"

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[teddyaltman]

Okay, Anole had some serious tongue. Still, it couldn't be comfortable hauling someone around by that particular appendage, so Hulkling made for a tree with some nice, sturdy-looking branches.

"Haven't the foggiest." he said as he brought them in for a landing. "I'm Hulkling, this is Anole, and we're just as confused as you.

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[cutelizardboy]

"I think, this is Mojo's doing," Anole said after bringing tongue back into his mouth. "It seems like would be him. Kidnapping people, sticking them in a domed forest with zombies. You know like bad reality TV."

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[getaway_man]

Chase rolled his eyes at the word mojo, sounded like a lame 70's movie character.

"My names Chase Stein, I was with my friends and my girlfriend. Uh great to meet you guys. Weird question, either of you happen to see a frog looking vehicle lying around? If we can find that, I may be able to get us out of.....here. Wherever this bad twilight zone want to be place is."