Dear Neighbor Kids,

Apr 21, 2007 11:54

Having been a kid myself not all that long ago, I can appreciate your need to run, play, and interact with each other in a multitude of ways. I commend that you are playing games, getting exercise, and building valuable social skills that will serve you well later on in life.
However... I find it odd that the timing of the running around the vestibule, shouting, and moving furniture always seems to coincide with times that I am either...

1. Sick

-or-

2. Hung over

Therefore, I respectfully request that you mitigate and/or postpone your necessary childhood development time until I have managed to force myself to devour my small microwaved potatoe, by which time hopefully the nausea and vertigo will have subsided.

Sincerely,
Your downstairs neighbor.
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