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I can't stop buying shit on eBay. That's not the worst part though. I don't even want most of the shit I'm buying. It's functionless and I can't use any of it. You know, shit like oil paintings of kittens and "Everything's Bigger in Texas" T-shirts, old copies of books I've already read, etc. I don't want, much less need, any of it. I just like getting things in the mail. That's it. That's the only reason why I keep buying. I get on the elevator with my great big package full of shit and everyone is jealous. Everyone thinks that someone back home must really love me a lot to send me a great big package like that. Nobody knows that it is a vintage mannequin head (Who EVER needs one of those?) or something equally as stupid. I will pay up to $5 for just about anything all for the sake of having something in my mailbox. Why aren't any of you motherfuckers writing me any letters? Now my bad credit is all your fault.