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Tonight, on the way home, my buddy Jake dropped his pzza face down on the south bound blueline. I was fucking around and said, "dude, 5 second rule!"
I regret everything i say. always.
he picked it up and ate it. he fucking ate pizza off the floor of a chicago CTA train. If he's not dead within the hour, i will be wholeheartedly surprised. I've eaten some questionable things before, but that is taking it way tooo far.
my life is fucking priceless.
I regret everything i say. always.
he picked it up and ate it. he fucking ate pizza off the floor of a chicago CTA train. If he's not dead within the hour, i will be wholeheartedly surprised. I've eaten some questionable things before, but that is taking it way tooo far.
my life is fucking priceless.