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After talking with Stephi, I decided I really want a cat. More specifically, a kitten. I would name it Holden, after Holden Caulfield, because I love Catcher In The Rye.
My old debate teacher named her cats after literary figures. I think hers were from Lord of the Rings or the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. I don't remember what they were called, though.
I want to do that. From now on, I shall name my pets from books I read.
So, i will have a dog named Padfoot(Harry Potter), a fish named Babel(The Hitchhiker's Trilogy),a mouse named Mr. Jingles(The Green Mile), a rabbit named Lennie(Of Mice And Men), a wolf named Wolf(The Talisman) and a crow named Randall Flagg(The Stand).
Ok ok, I know the last two are improbable. Whatever.
And if a book has no animal that can become a pet, I shall just get a cat, because they are my favorite animal. I will have a cat named Lestat(The Vampire Chronicles), a cat named Tyler(Fight Club), a cat named Alex(A Clockwork Orange), a cat called Erik(Phantom of the Opera) and a cat named The Savage(Brave New World). I also pretty keen on Voldemort(Harry Potter again).
I could also do movies. I could have a fish called Wanda(A Fish Called Wanda), a hawk called Mordecai(The Royal Tenenbaums) and a monkey called Jack(Pirates of the Caribbean).
Again, last two, pretty improbable.
And more cats! Oh, I'm shaping up to be a real creepy cat lady. I'd get one called Veruca Salt(Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. also could be the band), a cat called Black Mamba(Kill Bill), a cat named Mr. Blonde(Reservoir Dogs), a cat called Roxie(Chicago), and a cat called Dr. Frank-n-Furter(The Rocky Horror Picture Show).
I could also get a venus fly trap and name it Audrey Junior (the Little Shop of Horrors).
okay, now I'm naming plants. This really has to stop now.
My old debate teacher named her cats after literary figures. I think hers were from Lord of the Rings or the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. I don't remember what they were called, though.
I want to do that. From now on, I shall name my pets from books I read.
So, i will have a dog named Padfoot(Harry Potter), a fish named Babel(The Hitchhiker's Trilogy),a mouse named Mr. Jingles(The Green Mile), a rabbit named Lennie(Of Mice And Men), a wolf named Wolf(The Talisman) and a crow named Randall Flagg(The Stand).
Ok ok, I know the last two are improbable. Whatever.
And if a book has no animal that can become a pet, I shall just get a cat, because they are my favorite animal. I will have a cat named Lestat(The Vampire Chronicles), a cat named Tyler(Fight Club), a cat named Alex(A Clockwork Orange), a cat called Erik(Phantom of the Opera) and a cat named The Savage(Brave New World). I also pretty keen on Voldemort(Harry Potter again).
I could also do movies. I could have a fish called Wanda(A Fish Called Wanda), a hawk called Mordecai(The Royal Tenenbaums) and a monkey called Jack(Pirates of the Caribbean).
Again, last two, pretty improbable.
And more cats! Oh, I'm shaping up to be a real creepy cat lady. I'd get one called Veruca Salt(Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. also could be the band), a cat called Black Mamba(Kill Bill), a cat named Mr. Blonde(Reservoir Dogs), a cat called Roxie(Chicago), and a cat called Dr. Frank-n-Furter(The Rocky Horror Picture Show).
I could also get a venus fly trap and name it Audrey Junior (the Little Shop of Horrors).
okay, now I'm naming plants. This really has to stop now.