first day of school always brings too many paper cuts
borrowed, with love, from murnkay
Super hero pick up lines that should never be used:
Thor: Mayhap I should tell thee, I come with the Thunder.
Hulk: Hulk SMASH puny hymen!
Captain America: Would you like to let my little soldier explore your caves for terrorist activity?
Spider-Man: Oh I'm sorry did I get webbing on you? Let me just *riiiiiiiiiiiip* oh I AM sorry about your clothes...
Batman: I'm Gumby damn it.
Superman: Being the last survivor of an alien race gets so lonely.
Flash: Hey baby how... wow that was good, was it good for you?
He-Man: By the power of Purplehelmet! By the power of foreskin!
sorry, i just had to share.