I sense a disturbance in the force.
So, just how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
This isn't rhetorical, if you can read it, ANSWER IT.
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This isn't rhetorical, if you can read it, ANSWER IT.
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I say that orange peels generate a negative gravitational field that when added with the circumference of 5 day old sausage (NOT to be confuzzled with 5 day old sausages,as in 5 of them each being over the age of one complete rotation of the Earth) and divided by the trajectory of a squirrel frozen in liquid nitrogen (Foreshadowing!) and fired through a potato gun with a subsonic propellant ( X < 760mph) and shot at a 45 degree angle for maximum range efficiency at a block of composite B (cyclotrimethylene trinitramine RDX) and mixed with 1% by weight of plasticizer and wax and 33% volume of trinitrotolulene for an initial exploding gas speed of 180,000 miles an hour multiplied by the amount of times a beaver can run around a 4x4 block of cheese and given the reciprocal of X, where X = to how many cilia line the nostrils of a rare African hippopotamus that has eaten ice cream sandwiches for everyday in the past year while learning to tapdance that strippers do not want your cookies and don't get candy from white vans I will be here all night. THEREFORE, the answer to your question is if Squirrel juice x 5.2 - the Coriolis effect can be equal to or greater than X, whereas X is the 24th letter in the standard english alphabet, I can have moldy pie for breakfast while muffins tell no lies and dog biscuits have nothing on me.
If anyone post that the answer is 42, they are wrong.
If anyone tells me that my answer is wrong, they are wrong. If anyone tells me that I stated there as no wrong answer, they are wrong.
Any answer is a right one, some are just better than others. Why? because mother goose was a whore.
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