On tattoos...
So, for a rather long time, people have asked me why I don't have any tattoos. I have been told I am the type of person they would expect to see covered in them. Not sure what that means, but oh well.
I am perfectly fine with piercings because I can take them out when need be, and if I don't like it it is far easier to get rid of as opposed to a tattoo. It won't keep me from getting jobs or anything as opposed to a tattoo.
Besides, lets face it - I enjoy randomness. I would probably not get meaningful tattoo in case my thoughts and such change, but, I would instead cover myself with pointless random entities.
Here is a basic rundown of what I would have.
A strip of bacon on the right side of my neck, turkey bacon, even.
A yellow peep on my left shoulder.
A tramp stamp, probably tribal.
A goomba face on the glans of my penis.
Flames on the shaft of my penis.
The words 'catfish hymen' in old-english up my forearm
A puzzle piece on my inner thigh
A kidney on my back
A blender on my leg
A kiwi with a question mark over his head standing next to a kiwi fruit on my hip/stomach.
A flaming coconut on my ass
A random number behind my ear.
Kanji script for chaos and tranquility UNDER appropriate fingernails.
Eyeballs on my eyelids.
I would probably also see if I could get anything internal tattooed.
This makes me want to go get THUG - LIFE in old english done across my chest. =P
But, there you go, this is why I don't get tattoos.
//Nothing follows
I am perfectly fine with piercings because I can take them out when need be, and if I don't like it it is far easier to get rid of as opposed to a tattoo. It won't keep me from getting jobs or anything as opposed to a tattoo.
Besides, lets face it - I enjoy randomness. I would probably not get meaningful tattoo in case my thoughts and such change, but, I would instead cover myself with pointless random entities.
Here is a basic rundown of what I would have.
A strip of bacon on the right side of my neck, turkey bacon, even.
A yellow peep on my left shoulder.
A tramp stamp, probably tribal.
A goomba face on the glans of my penis.
Flames on the shaft of my penis.
The words 'catfish hymen' in old-english up my forearm
A puzzle piece on my inner thigh
A kidney on my back
A blender on my leg
A kiwi with a question mark over his head standing next to a kiwi fruit on my hip/stomach.
A flaming coconut on my ass
A random number behind my ear.
Kanji script for chaos and tranquility UNDER appropriate fingernails.
Eyeballs on my eyelids.
I would probably also see if I could get anything internal tattooed.
This makes me want to go get THUG - LIFE in old english done across my chest. =P
But, there you go, this is why I don't get tattoos.
//Nothing follows