Lantean Rhapsody [1/1]
Title Lantean Rhapsody [1/1]
Fandom Stargate Atlantis
Rating PG-13
Pairing None
Summary A drug in the Pegasus Galaxy causes the boys to do some rather strange things
Warnings Implied Drug Use
Disclaimer Unless I was god I do not sadly own the Franchise.
Notes: Written for the "Aliens Made The Do It" at stargateland
Deds To Team Crack Atlantis
"Doctor Weir," Teyla Emmagan said as she placed a file on Doctor Elizabeth Weir's desk, "here's the report on our sucessful mission to MX-339, we now have a sucessful alliance with the Cantos Natives."
Elizabeth looked down at the file before looking back up at Teyla with a raised eyebrow.
"I told Colonel Sheppard to do this," She said. She scrutnched her face he never listens.
"Well Colonel Sheppard is....indisposed." Teyla replied, somethig happened on MX-339, something strange. Strange enough that behavior of her fellow collegues changed drasticly.
"What do you mean he's indisposed he seemed fine when-"
"I see a little silhouetto of a man!" A voice she didn't recognize sang.
"Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico" A chorus of awful male voices followed.
Teyla and Elizabeth looked at each other before sprinting into the gate room. And there she saw a strange sight. Ronon, Rodney and John were standing in the center of the room putting on a strange performance.
"I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME!" John sang at the top of his lungs. Elizabeth cringed. John was right he could not carry tune.
"HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
SPARE HIM LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY." Ronon followed in a high pitched tune, which was a far cry from his usually deep voice. It was far worse than John's.
John then slid over to Rodney and fell to his knees. The scientist was dressed like a streotypical bad movie villian. A black brimmed hat that sat upon his head and a black blanket wrapped around him. Elizabeth knew this attire well. He wore this outfit when he did his impression of Kolya which was actually quite halirious.
"Easy come easy go will you let me go?" John sang in a fake weaping voice as he hugged Rodney's knees. The Canadian showed no mercy and gently kicked the Colonel to the ground.
"Bismillah! No - we will not let you go" Rodney sang. Again like his halirious impression of Kolya, he had the best voice of the three men. Years of playing the piano were on his side.
"LET HIM GO!" Ronon sang in his high pitched awful voice. His chest huffed and he was singing in Rodney's face.
Usually Rodney would run when Ronon got in his face. But he just huffed his chest and repeated the line he sang before. This process repeated twice. Before the men sang together, off tune:
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
"OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA , MAMA MIA LET ME GO!" John sang at the top of his lungs "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me"
John stood up and started breaking out into a air guitar solo, singing the notes. At this point Elizabeth turned her head towards the Athosian.
"Teyla," She said, "what happened on MX-339?"
"Well.." Teyla began, "natives were smoking this substance....some herbal substance...."
Elizabeth folded her arms in front of her.
"John and Rodney couldn't resist good old galactic Pot could they? I am assuming they tried to convince you and Ronon for a puff but Ronon gave in."
"Yes basic-"
Before Teyla could finish her sentence, John ran up the stairs and grabbed Elizabeth's arm.
"JOHN SHEPPARD!" She shrieked as he led her to the center of the control room to dance.
"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here" John sang as he danced with his partner.
Elizabeth had to admit John was a good dancer. He twirled her around before lifting her in his arms in a fireman's carry and spinning.
"Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me" He sang softly staring into her eyes. Finally, his voice was plesant. It was just soft and on key.
"You know Colonel if you weren't stoned on Galatic Pot," Elizabeth said, "I would find this to be pretty romantic."
John just responded with a laugh.
Anyway the wind blows...