The Ultimate Showdown of Rapture?
Ol' Andrew Ryan was fuckin' around
Rapture city like a big playground,
when suddenly Atlas burst from the shade
and hit Andrew Ryan with a mob raid.
Andrew Ryan got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Jack,
who proceeded to open up a can o' wrench-fu when
Sander Cohen came out of the blue.
And he started beating up Jack with bare hands,
then they both got owned by Sofia Lamb.
But before she could make back to her cave,
Subject Delta popped outta his grave.
And took a gas-powered drill out from under his hat,
and impaled Lamb away with a whirr-click-tat-tat.
But he ran out of gas and he ran away
because a Spider splicer came to save the day!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Andrew Ryan bribed the Spider splicer,
In hopes he'd send Atlas to the dicer.
Then Jack came back completely drained,
but was later fixed by Frank Fontaine.
And Lamb was injured and trying to steady
when Subject Delta came back with a machete.
But something caught his leg and he tripped,
Doctor Suchong had him trapped.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. I need to stay away from Bioshock for a bit.
Rapture city like a big playground,
when suddenly Atlas burst from the shade
and hit Andrew Ryan with a mob raid.
Andrew Ryan got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Jack,
who proceeded to open up a can o' wrench-fu when
Sander Cohen came out of the blue.
And he started beating up Jack with bare hands,
then they both got owned by Sofia Lamb.
But before she could make back to her cave,
Subject Delta popped outta his grave.
And took a gas-powered drill out from under his hat,
and impaled Lamb away with a whirr-click-tat-tat.
But he ran out of gas and he ran away
because a Spider splicer came to save the day!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Andrew Ryan bribed the Spider splicer,
In hopes he'd send Atlas to the dicer.
Then Jack came back completely drained,
but was later fixed by Frank Fontaine.
And Lamb was injured and trying to steady
when Subject Delta came back with a machete.
But something caught his leg and he tripped,
Doctor Suchong had him trapped.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. I need to stay away from Bioshock for a bit.