*posted by jenn for jeremy*
Ok I asked him these over the phone.. and this is what he got... that pervert! *chuckles* LOVE YOU JEREMY!
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young NURSE named JARED. He was QUICKLY SQUATTING in the GIANT forest when he met HOT KEN, a run-away HOE from the BRIGHT Queen CINDY.
JARED could see that HOT KEN was hungry so he reached into his BOWL and give him his SOFT DONUT HOLES. HOT KEN was thankful for JARED's DONUT HOLES, so he told JARED a very COLD story about Queen CINDY's daughter KAT. How her mother, the BRIGHT Queen CINDY, kept her locked away in a ARMY RECRUIT CENTER protected by a gigantic TIGER, because KAT was so CRAZY.
JARED FALLEN. He vowed to HOT KEN the HOE that he would save the CRAZY KAT. He would SEE the TIGER, and take KAT far away from her eveil mother, the BRIGHT Queen CINDY, and FIGHT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CREAMY URINATING and HOT KEN the HOE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TIGER from his story. BRIGHT Queen CINDY KILLED out from behind a BALL and struck JARED dead. In the far off ARMY RECRUIT CENTER you could hear a CRASH.
THE END.
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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young NURSE named JARED. He was QUICKLY SQUATTING in the GIANT forest when he met HOT KEN, a run-away HOE from the BRIGHT Queen CINDY.
JARED could see that HOT KEN was hungry so he reached into his BOWL and give him his SOFT DONUT HOLES. HOT KEN was thankful for JARED's DONUT HOLES, so he told JARED a very COLD story about Queen CINDY's daughter KAT. How her mother, the BRIGHT Queen CINDY, kept her locked away in a ARMY RECRUIT CENTER protected by a gigantic TIGER, because KAT was so CRAZY.
JARED FALLEN. He vowed to HOT KEN the HOE that he would save the CRAZY KAT. He would SEE the TIGER, and take KAT far away from her eveil mother, the BRIGHT Queen CINDY, and FIGHT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CREAMY URINATING and HOT KEN the HOE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TIGER from his story. BRIGHT Queen CINDY KILLED out from behind a BALL and struck JARED dead. In the far off ARMY RECRUIT CENTER you could hear a CRASH.
THE END.
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