Damn...

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I was like "I'm gonna go update my LJ... YAY" and then I got here and realized that I have nothing to say. Nothing to talk about. So, I'm going to write down the lyrics for the Andy Milonakis show theme song. Yes, I know... wonderful.

I rock peas on my head
But dont't call me a pea head
Bees on my head
But don't call me a bee head
Bruce Lee's on my head
But don't call me a Lee head
Now please excuse me
I got to get my tree fed
You wear name brands
I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple
Who loves self-loathing (I hate myself)
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
'Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do
When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew
So yo I gotta go
It's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause it's my show
I'm Andy Milonakis
It's my show I'm Shandy Shmiloshmakis
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis