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mk so i am from back Kentucky. So here it goes.
deep breath...
Friday: We met John and Drew and Kathryn at Bi-lo at like 10 in the morning. The drive up there was boring as shit. 6 fucking hours, i read the whole time and didnt sleep at like all. We got there around 4 and set up camp. There was absolutely no hike at all from the car to the campsite which was excellent. I met this kid named mark, who is miguels son (miguels being the place where we were staying), hes 9 and he is the best egyptian ratscrew player i have ever seen. Ok so we went to the resevoir, me, ashley, kathryn, drew, john, jason, christina, and sarah. That was fun there was a place that you could jump off of this like 15 foot rock into the water (by the way its illegal to swim there). how excellent. WE didnt go climb that day, we didnt feel like it. so then it was beer, then bed.
Saturday. I woke up before everyone else, sadly at like 6 fucking 30 in the morning. ah. so ok everyone got up and we went to Roadside. I onsighted lead some random 10d that i dont even remember the name of. Pullin pockets or something. i got on Ro Sham Po, which is a 12a, which only discouraged me, cause i couldnt reach a move, what the fuck?!? Okay so yea we came back to the campsite and decided it was hot as shit! So we went to mill creek (which is not as cool as the other resevoir), which is also illegal to swim at. I didnt like it, it wasnt fun, and i stepped on a rusty fish hook. ok so we went back to camp. Met these cool Russian kids named Greg and Mike. They are really fucking cool and theyy climb like 13. They are 16 and 18. Grady was there too. yea man. ok, more beer, then bed.
Sunday. Sober day! Yea you cant buy beer in Kentucky on Sunday. . I at this point had discovered that the only good things about kentucky are the red, and ale 8, which is the best soft drink ever, but they only sell it in Kentucky. . We went to Torrent that day. I did another 10d called pocket pussy. Yay for me. Im not to sure if i like the red, cause im getting my ass kicked on easy shit. :(. So we went back to the camp and i chilled and played playstation with Drew and John.
Ok so me, kathryn, ashley, drew and john went to left flank. It definitely wasnt worth the hike in. The thing that they wanted us to work on wasnt even climbable at the moment. BUT OMFG WE FOUND BOULDERING! i love bouldering so much more than climbing up. SO yes i was happy. Drew had a bowl, and he and john took some hits off of it.
Ok so on our way home we hit this random ass road block and this stupid cop came up to us and was like "do you have any illegal drugs in the car?" (drew was driving) "No sir" drew said. "Marijuana? Cocain?" he siad. "No".
"DO you mind if you search your car?" The cop asked, this is wehre the mistake was made. John said "No sir, we are hungry and need to hurry up."
the cop said "wrong answer" and told us to pull over to the curb and roll up all the windows and that a drug dog would be sniffing the car. "Welcome to Kentucky sir!" He siad, what a dickhead. So at that point we were all freaking out cuase there was weed in the trunk. Never did it cross our minds what was about to happen next. Ok so the cop comes up and says to drew "If you hand over anything you have now, you will get a ticket then be on your way home. If the dog finds something, you will go to jail." Drew decided to take the plunge. He pulled the weed from the bag and handed it to the officer. The officer took it to the others and they laughed, the fuckers would probably smoke it later on. So they came back. THey lied. They gave him a soberity test. It didnt look like he did anything wrong, but then they put the cuffs on him. WE all thought that maybe they were trying to scare him, but as they lowered his head into the cop car i knew this wasnt routine. Another cop then came to our car and said to John "sir your friend is going to jail for DUI." The words hit like a ton of bricks. Especially to John. He sighed and rolled his eyes. "WHat you think its ok to drive while high?" The cop asked. WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! John was taken aback, "No sir, im just a little shocked that my best friend is going to jail." Ok so we found out that we could bail him out in the morning. It ws devestating really. I hated the thought of poor drew being in jail. The fact that he had risked that so that we wouldnt get in trouble. wow.
OK so we get back to miguels and decided to do something to get our minds off of it. So, me, ashley, john, kailey, greg, grady, and sarah all went back to the big resevoir. Ok so you know how i said it was illegal to swim there right. Well, me, ash, kailey, and john were all in the water when a cop car pulled up. I suddenly see sarah, greg, and grady scatter. I was like "O FUCK!!!!" so we all swam over to the rock and held on for dear life cause then they wouldnt be able to see us. WE could hear the cops and they kept saying "there are 2 in the water." Well, Kailey and John are both over 18 and ashley and i clearly are not. So after about 15 minutes Kailey and John started thinking about turning themselves in. Me and ashley didnt want them to, we were in that mother fucking water for 30 minutes. It was like 10 too, and it was cold as shit. So we decided to go up and turn ourselves in. When we got up there, there was not a cop in sight. We were like 'are you fucking kidding me?' It was so excellent, they were just leaving as we came up, they ever fucking drove right by us and didnt see us. It was crazy. We ran to the car and jumped in. OMFG i cant believe we didnt get caught. Ok so got back, beer, cigarette, and bed, each night i began getting a little more wasted.
what a day, nearly arrested 2 times in the course of 3 hours. ah
Monday. Rest day. We didnt climb, we went swimming and just hung out. Me, Kathryn, and john went and bailed out drew. They had to go get some stuff done though. So in the meantime, me, kathryn, and ashley went on a sky lift. that was actually sort of cool, cause we went on this natural bridge thing that was odd. yea.
So when we got back there was a wedding going on. It was really cool, two climbers were getting married. After that, me, john, kailey, ashley, greg, greg, mike, jordan, and kathryn went to mill creek again. We swam to the other side of the lake and jumped off a like 5 foot rock. Well yea so we were having fun and then BAM. we see another cop walking our way. Me and ash arent like oh my fucking God are you kidding me?!? So he was like 'i need ID" and we pulled the whole "We didnt know we werent supposed to swim here thing." haha. Ok so we got off free.
SO when we got back to camp we had nearly been arrested 3 times in 24 hours. excellent. since there was a wedding, everyone was drunk, the bride and groom got a beer pong table! hah. so they played that. I had like 5 beers and chugged number 3 with Kailey. I was pretty far gone, i tripped and fell over a log so now i have a big bruise on my shin :( . I wanted one more beer, but kathryn cut me off and they gave it to Greg so i wouldnt get it, so i kept trying to steal it from him so he poured it out. :(
EH, ashley got really shitfaced, really really bad, she has a low tolerance, but its all good. I tried weed, nothing happened, didnt expect it to. Greg got high and called random people on ashleys phone. hm.
So i passed out. mmhhhmmm, but then i woke up and was fine. I hung out with christina for the rest of the night. It was cool cause mike passed out on the log and i passed out on the picnic table. hm.
Tuesday. not that interesting. Climbed at driveby, got another 10d. jesus christ i suck at life. Ok then we went swimming at the big resevoir, swam across and jumped off of 30 foot things, that was sketch. We met some weird people who invited us to a party and kathryn, John, and Drew actually went. HAHA. that made me chuckle. beer, bed. oh yea, big fire. sketch city.
Wednesday. we went to the motherlode. which sucked, cause i cant climb anything there. yes it definately sucked. I am getting tired of typing. ah. It started raining to, which sucked cause i didnt want to fall on my ass on the way down. Well, me, kathryn, greg and mike ended up leaving last, and it started raining on the way down. We broke into a sprint which was sketchy as anything. Went back to MIguels, went swimming agian. and then played beer pong. mhm.
Thursday. We left. It was sad, i met so many fucking cool people there. I love them all. We went to the ALE 8 factory, ahah. it was fun, but depressing cause i didnt have money to buy anything. We for some odd reason went to rumbling and got back to greenville at like 11:30. yea man. I lost my fucking book and that makes me extremely mad.
Friday. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!! Yea yea man it was Transits last show. SO i went to the mall and bought clothes. i bought a red atreyu shirt and a black HIM shirt and some black dickies. mmmhhhmm.
So Brooke rode with me and ashley to the show. We were late and missed 2 bands. Big whoop. MELVINS CRUSADE went on! OMFG, haha that was awesome. Ray got tattoos in California so i was totally jealous. gr. SO i got to see the one and only CHAUNCEY agian. gah i love that kid, haha its been too long. He is the coolest guy ever, and i surprisingly liked his hair. I totally didnt recognize him at first, he had to say something to me. haha. Yea well melvins and transit were awesome. Yes transit rocked the house, what elses was new. But yea i got to see a bunch of cool people i havent seen in like 43709859 months. yea man it was excellent. And Chauncey and John drove me and ash to aget ice cream! yay!
Ashley left this morning.
im tired and i have nothing to do tonight, save me please.
♥
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KENTUCKY FUCKING SUCKS.
deep breath...
Friday: We met John and Drew and Kathryn at Bi-lo at like 10 in the morning. The drive up there was boring as shit. 6 fucking hours, i read the whole time and didnt sleep at like all. We got there around 4 and set up camp. There was absolutely no hike at all from the car to the campsite which was excellent. I met this kid named mark, who is miguels son (miguels being the place where we were staying), hes 9 and he is the best egyptian ratscrew player i have ever seen. Ok so we went to the resevoir, me, ashley, kathryn, drew, john, jason, christina, and sarah. That was fun there was a place that you could jump off of this like 15 foot rock into the water (by the way its illegal to swim there). how excellent. WE didnt go climb that day, we didnt feel like it. so then it was beer, then bed.
Saturday. I woke up before everyone else, sadly at like 6 fucking 30 in the morning. ah. so ok everyone got up and we went to Roadside. I onsighted lead some random 10d that i dont even remember the name of. Pullin pockets or something. i got on Ro Sham Po, which is a 12a, which only discouraged me, cause i couldnt reach a move, what the fuck?!? Okay so yea we came back to the campsite and decided it was hot as shit! So we went to mill creek (which is not as cool as the other resevoir), which is also illegal to swim at. I didnt like it, it wasnt fun, and i stepped on a rusty fish hook. ok so we went back to camp. Met these cool Russian kids named Greg and Mike. They are really fucking cool and theyy climb like 13. They are 16 and 18. Grady was there too. yea man. ok, more beer, then bed.
Sunday. Sober day! Yea you cant buy beer in Kentucky on Sunday. . I at this point had discovered that the only good things about kentucky are the red, and ale 8, which is the best soft drink ever, but they only sell it in Kentucky. . We went to Torrent that day. I did another 10d called pocket pussy. Yay for me. Im not to sure if i like the red, cause im getting my ass kicked on easy shit. :(. So we went back to the camp and i chilled and played playstation with Drew and John.
Ok so me, kathryn, ashley, drew and john went to left flank. It definitely wasnt worth the hike in. The thing that they wanted us to work on wasnt even climbable at the moment. BUT OMFG WE FOUND BOULDERING! i love bouldering so much more than climbing up. SO yes i was happy. Drew had a bowl, and he and john took some hits off of it.
Ok so on our way home we hit this random ass road block and this stupid cop came up to us and was like "do you have any illegal drugs in the car?" (drew was driving) "No sir" drew said. "Marijuana? Cocain?" he siad. "No".
"DO you mind if you search your car?" The cop asked, this is wehre the mistake was made. John said "No sir, we are hungry and need to hurry up."
the cop said "wrong answer" and told us to pull over to the curb and roll up all the windows and that a drug dog would be sniffing the car. "Welcome to Kentucky sir!" He siad, what a dickhead. So at that point we were all freaking out cuase there was weed in the trunk. Never did it cross our minds what was about to happen next. Ok so the cop comes up and says to drew "If you hand over anything you have now, you will get a ticket then be on your way home. If the dog finds something, you will go to jail." Drew decided to take the plunge. He pulled the weed from the bag and handed it to the officer. The officer took it to the others and they laughed, the fuckers would probably smoke it later on. So they came back. THey lied. They gave him a soberity test. It didnt look like he did anything wrong, but then they put the cuffs on him. WE all thought that maybe they were trying to scare him, but as they lowered his head into the cop car i knew this wasnt routine. Another cop then came to our car and said to John "sir your friend is going to jail for DUI." The words hit like a ton of bricks. Especially to John. He sighed and rolled his eyes. "WHat you think its ok to drive while high?" The cop asked. WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! John was taken aback, "No sir, im just a little shocked that my best friend is going to jail." Ok so we found out that we could bail him out in the morning. It ws devestating really. I hated the thought of poor drew being in jail. The fact that he had risked that so that we wouldnt get in trouble. wow.
OK so we get back to miguels and decided to do something to get our minds off of it. So, me, ashley, john, kailey, greg, grady, and sarah all went back to the big resevoir. Ok so you know how i said it was illegal to swim there right. Well, me, ash, kailey, and john were all in the water when a cop car pulled up. I suddenly see sarah, greg, and grady scatter. I was like "O FUCK!!!!" so we all swam over to the rock and held on for dear life cause then they wouldnt be able to see us. WE could hear the cops and they kept saying "there are 2 in the water." Well, Kailey and John are both over 18 and ashley and i clearly are not. So after about 15 minutes Kailey and John started thinking about turning themselves in. Me and ashley didnt want them to, we were in that mother fucking water for 30 minutes. It was like 10 too, and it was cold as shit. So we decided to go up and turn ourselves in. When we got up there, there was not a cop in sight. We were like 'are you fucking kidding me?' It was so excellent, they were just leaving as we came up, they ever fucking drove right by us and didnt see us. It was crazy. We ran to the car and jumped in. OMFG i cant believe we didnt get caught. Ok so got back, beer, cigarette, and bed, each night i began getting a little more wasted.
what a day, nearly arrested 2 times in the course of 3 hours. ah
Monday. Rest day. We didnt climb, we went swimming and just hung out. Me, Kathryn, and john went and bailed out drew. They had to go get some stuff done though. So in the meantime, me, kathryn, and ashley went on a sky lift. that was actually sort of cool, cause we went on this natural bridge thing that was odd. yea.
So when we got back there was a wedding going on. It was really cool, two climbers were getting married. After that, me, john, kailey, ashley, greg, greg, mike, jordan, and kathryn went to mill creek again. We swam to the other side of the lake and jumped off a like 5 foot rock. Well yea so we were having fun and then BAM. we see another cop walking our way. Me and ash arent like oh my fucking God are you kidding me?!? So he was like 'i need ID" and we pulled the whole "We didnt know we werent supposed to swim here thing." haha. Ok so we got off free.
SO when we got back to camp we had nearly been arrested 3 times in 24 hours. excellent. since there was a wedding, everyone was drunk, the bride and groom got a beer pong table! hah. so they played that. I had like 5 beers and chugged number 3 with Kailey. I was pretty far gone, i tripped and fell over a log so now i have a big bruise on my shin :( . I wanted one more beer, but kathryn cut me off and they gave it to Greg so i wouldnt get it, so i kept trying to steal it from him so he poured it out. :(
EH, ashley got really shitfaced, really really bad, she has a low tolerance, but its all good. I tried weed, nothing happened, didnt expect it to. Greg got high and called random people on ashleys phone. hm.
So i passed out. mmhhhmmm, but then i woke up and was fine. I hung out with christina for the rest of the night. It was cool cause mike passed out on the log and i passed out on the picnic table. hm.
Tuesday. not that interesting. Climbed at driveby, got another 10d. jesus christ i suck at life. Ok then we went swimming at the big resevoir, swam across and jumped off of 30 foot things, that was sketch. We met some weird people who invited us to a party and kathryn, John, and Drew actually went. HAHA. that made me chuckle. beer, bed. oh yea, big fire. sketch city.
Wednesday. we went to the motherlode. which sucked, cause i cant climb anything there. yes it definately sucked. I am getting tired of typing. ah. It started raining to, which sucked cause i didnt want to fall on my ass on the way down. Well, me, kathryn, greg and mike ended up leaving last, and it started raining on the way down. We broke into a sprint which was sketchy as anything. Went back to MIguels, went swimming agian. and then played beer pong. mhm.
Thursday. We left. It was sad, i met so many fucking cool people there. I love them all. We went to the ALE 8 factory, ahah. it was fun, but depressing cause i didnt have money to buy anything. We for some odd reason went to rumbling and got back to greenville at like 11:30. yea man. I lost my fucking book and that makes me extremely mad.
Friday. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!! Yea yea man it was Transits last show. SO i went to the mall and bought clothes. i bought a red atreyu shirt and a black HIM shirt and some black dickies. mmmhhhmm.
So Brooke rode with me and ashley to the show. We were late and missed 2 bands. Big whoop. MELVINS CRUSADE went on! OMFG, haha that was awesome. Ray got tattoos in California so i was totally jealous. gr. SO i got to see the one and only CHAUNCEY agian. gah i love that kid, haha its been too long. He is the coolest guy ever, and i surprisingly liked his hair. I totally didnt recognize him at first, he had to say something to me. haha. Yea well melvins and transit were awesome. Yes transit rocked the house, what elses was new. But yea i got to see a bunch of cool people i havent seen in like 43709859 months. yea man it was excellent. And Chauncey and John drove me and ash to aget ice cream! yay!
Ashley left this morning.
im tired and i have nothing to do tonight, save me please.
♥
♥
KENTUCKY FUCKING SUCKS.