So It's been awhile
So i just got back from Florida. This time there was a change in plans due to family things of the Sharkey's so Miss Alison accompanied me and we had a fab time. haha. Lets see to sum up the week spent in Florida i shall make a list.
* The Miniature Golf in Florida is so freakin hard! but we all got a hole in one
* Hot Boys are everywhere, anytime
* On Daytona Beach you have to watch out for cars and watch the lifeguards ;)
* Don't let your mother walk into the mens room in a McDonalds and a janitors closet at a reststop
* Alison's toe nail that Homer ran into finally came off and disgusted me for many days
* It rains a lot in Florida especially when we are there
* Tanning is a pain in the ass for me
* I got more action from a dolphin than a boy haha and i got pictures
* Snorkling in a lagoon at Discovery Cove is freakin awesome
* By the way the dolphin thing was a ripoff.."don't touch it's face!" blah blah...and the actual swimming with the dolphin is in the daytime pssh
* The first thing the dolphin lady said to me was "You have gorgeous eyes" freaky? i think so
* I did the dolphin "interaction" with weird people and this kid was all up on me the whole freakin time and i wanted to kill him right there because i could not freakin "interact" with the dolphin because he was blocking me!
* Don't touch the dolphins tail. Tell that one to the damn English woman trying to the whole time
* Alison and I used the Wetsuits because you have to its part of the whole experience and they keep you quite warm! haha
* I got my first poncho at Sea World.. when it rained like the whole time
* We missed the damn dolphin show because of thunder and it was cancelled
* All the freakin whales are named Shamu
* But... Shamu will be the most honest trustworthy friend ever.. it's true
* Shamu.. the real one because i said so is the fattest one they had.. He is awesome no lie
* I love the guys that do flips off Shamu... nothing is more hot than that haha
* At Sea World you can touch the dolphins face as much as you want ANYTIME.. but at Discovery Cove.. in the actual dolphin "interaction" thing that you pay 250 freakin dollars for you can't... yeah go to hell woman that won't let me touch the damn dolphin
* Sea Lions are so cool and Alison and I are one day going to own one along with what will be the real Willy and many dolphins in a giant tank in the backyard
* Discovery Cove does give you free food and at dinner chocolate covered strawberries that have tuxedos on.. made out of chocolate.. mmmmm they gave us like three!
* The bathrooms there are sweeeeet because they have showers with like built in shampoo conditioner and body wash
* Universal Adventure Island has some pretty awesome rides..especially those good old water ones
* Dip and Dots there cost 5 freakin bucks... Don't they make enough money?!?! apparently not because they charge so much for everything
* Boys not only at Kings Dominion like to talk to Alison on those straight dropping rides but now in Universal they do. Eddie.. who was Italian but spoke Spanish? who knows
* Alison and I are oneday going to work at Sea World and be super heros at Univeral..oh yeah there was a guy running around as Spiderman.. and the tights were working for him haha
* There was a boy at the condo.. his name...MisterIOpenDoorsForAlisonandBeckyandI'mHotWithMyGanstaHatButI'mStillNiceToOldPeople haha oh yeah... except only saw him for like 2 days and suddenly he disappears =(
* Thing is.. his family is still around.. and his brother who has a hot body likes to stick his head in his girlfriends crotch in the pool.. why didn't they just have sex right there with the little kids! annoying people suck.. and he liked to show off doing flips and stuff.. but he did have a nice body so okay sure
* I got to sleep in my own big bed! i don't have a big bed so for me it was exciting
* I love balconys forever.. Alison and I spent most the time out there scoping the hot guys out
* Alison and I walking like seriously 4 miles on the beach= feet hurting terribly bad
* Sun tan Lotion in your eyes burns like mother flipping hell
* Super Walmarts are one of the loves of my life. Especially when there are TWO right there.. even though Alison and I wouldn't agree it was a different one with my dad till we realized things weren't in the same place haha
* Alison will split the chicken sandwich with me at Burger King and listen to her Becky next time haha
* War of the Worlds is an awesome movie and Robbie lived! yay.. (he was hot) and so is Tom Cruise
* Old people should not talk so loud on their cell phones in the movie theater haha
* My tan= not much of a tan.. but hey it rained a lot what do you expect.. atleast i got a little color
* I can't think of anymore stuff but.. 14 hours in a car is a long time.
WOOHOO FOR FLORIDA! and thankyou Alison for coming with me on a last minute notice because i would have been miserable by myself
The End
* The Miniature Golf in Florida is so freakin hard! but we all got a hole in one
* Hot Boys are everywhere, anytime
* On Daytona Beach you have to watch out for cars and watch the lifeguards ;)
* Don't let your mother walk into the mens room in a McDonalds and a janitors closet at a reststop
* Alison's toe nail that Homer ran into finally came off and disgusted me for many days
* It rains a lot in Florida especially when we are there
* Tanning is a pain in the ass for me
* I got more action from a dolphin than a boy haha and i got pictures
* Snorkling in a lagoon at Discovery Cove is freakin awesome
* By the way the dolphin thing was a ripoff.."don't touch it's face!" blah blah...and the actual swimming with the dolphin is in the daytime pssh
* The first thing the dolphin lady said to me was "You have gorgeous eyes" freaky? i think so
* I did the dolphin "interaction" with weird people and this kid was all up on me the whole freakin time and i wanted to kill him right there because i could not freakin "interact" with the dolphin because he was blocking me!
* Don't touch the dolphins tail. Tell that one to the damn English woman trying to the whole time
* Alison and I used the Wetsuits because you have to its part of the whole experience and they keep you quite warm! haha
* I got my first poncho at Sea World.. when it rained like the whole time
* We missed the damn dolphin show because of thunder and it was cancelled
* All the freakin whales are named Shamu
* But... Shamu will be the most honest trustworthy friend ever.. it's true
* Shamu.. the real one because i said so is the fattest one they had.. He is awesome no lie
* I love the guys that do flips off Shamu... nothing is more hot than that haha
* At Sea World you can touch the dolphins face as much as you want ANYTIME.. but at Discovery Cove.. in the actual dolphin "interaction" thing that you pay 250 freakin dollars for you can't... yeah go to hell woman that won't let me touch the damn dolphin
* Sea Lions are so cool and Alison and I are one day going to own one along with what will be the real Willy and many dolphins in a giant tank in the backyard
* Discovery Cove does give you free food and at dinner chocolate covered strawberries that have tuxedos on.. made out of chocolate.. mmmmm they gave us like three!
* The bathrooms there are sweeeeet because they have showers with like built in shampoo conditioner and body wash
* Universal Adventure Island has some pretty awesome rides..especially those good old water ones
* Dip and Dots there cost 5 freakin bucks... Don't they make enough money?!?! apparently not because they charge so much for everything
* Boys not only at Kings Dominion like to talk to Alison on those straight dropping rides but now in Universal they do. Eddie.. who was Italian but spoke Spanish? who knows
* Alison and I are oneday going to work at Sea World and be super heros at Univeral..oh yeah there was a guy running around as Spiderman.. and the tights were working for him haha
* There was a boy at the condo.. his name...MisterIOpenDoorsForAlisonandBeckyandI'mHotWithMyGanstaHatButI'mStillNiceToOldPeople haha oh yeah... except only saw him for like 2 days and suddenly he disappears =(
* Thing is.. his family is still around.. and his brother who has a hot body likes to stick his head in his girlfriends crotch in the pool.. why didn't they just have sex right there with the little kids! annoying people suck.. and he liked to show off doing flips and stuff.. but he did have a nice body so okay sure
* I got to sleep in my own big bed! i don't have a big bed so for me it was exciting
* I love balconys forever.. Alison and I spent most the time out there scoping the hot guys out
* Alison and I walking like seriously 4 miles on the beach= feet hurting terribly bad
* Sun tan Lotion in your eyes burns like mother flipping hell
* Super Walmarts are one of the loves of my life. Especially when there are TWO right there.. even though Alison and I wouldn't agree it was a different one with my dad till we realized things weren't in the same place haha
* Alison will split the chicken sandwich with me at Burger King and listen to her Becky next time haha
* War of the Worlds is an awesome movie and Robbie lived! yay.. (he was hot) and so is Tom Cruise
* Old people should not talk so loud on their cell phones in the movie theater haha
* My tan= not much of a tan.. but hey it rained a lot what do you expect.. atleast i got a little color
* I can't think of anymore stuff but.. 14 hours in a car is a long time.
WOOHOO FOR FLORIDA! and thankyou Alison for coming with me on a last minute notice because i would have been miserable by myself
The End