fucking crazy slut

[xyoshidax]

Tarniose the demon called me up and was like, "dude, where da coffe cans, cuz?" So I tell that ho, "nuh uh bitch, break daddy offa dat ass, ya ho!" This bitch be creepin over me like chilli eyed bananas so I breaked dat bitch off a coffe can's worth and pop some size fives into the microwave, talkin bout, "bitch if you come on me like dat one mo time, I'mma burn off dat slimy demon snatcha yours" Oh she didn't like that at all. She come out wit some shit like "baby you won't EVEN burn out my dino-coose, wid no soldering iron NO LESS. I snatch dat soldering iron and dug dat muddah deep in da snatch. She come off cryin bout her pussy lips's burnin.

So last night I sold lemiticus lerougrvrh that charred demon cunt for $2.99.