I got a postcard today which told me that I've been invited to a VIP travel seminar, and the invitation includes a "fabulous 3, 4, 5, or 7 Night Cruise aboard Carnival, Royal Caribbean or MSC Cruise Lines!"
Huh. I wasn't inclined to bite even before I read that the seminar I'd have to attend in order to collect on the deal is to be located in "Holiday Inn Express Ballroon Albany." I dunno what a "ballroon" is, but it sounds ominous. Probably something to do with norovirus....
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