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maya stoned and trying to make dinner:
'im too lazy to put the frozen bagel in the microwave to thaw first before trying to halve it to fit in the toaster.
i'll just try to do it while it's still frozen.
is it breaking? is it breaking? oh shit, its starting to break. abort! abort!'
'im too lazy to put the frozen bagel in the microwave to thaw first before trying to halve it to fit in the toaster.
i'll just try to do it while it's still frozen.
is it breaking? is it breaking? oh shit, its starting to break. abort! abort!'