The Two Housemates: The Move
A tale of a hard drive move from an old broken laptop to a newer laptop...
Windows
Me: Okay, all done with the move. Hey Windows, man! Wake up!
Windows: Hrm? Alright man, what's the... *opens eyes*
Windows: *stares, glances around room*
Windows: What the %##&? This ain't my house!
Me: I know dude, we moved.
Windows: This ain't my house, foo'.
Me: I know. It's okay, we moved. The other house collapsed it was so old. But I got you out safe, so we can still-
Windows: I TOLD you fool, THIS. AIN'T. MY. HOUSE. What the $#@& did you do?
Me: We...we moved.
Windows: &@$% you. I'm staying right here in bed till I'm back home.
Me: ...
Linux Mint
Me: Hey, uhm...(I hope he takes the move better...) Mint man, wake up dude!
Mint: *Yawn* Yeah, what's up bro? *gets out of bed*
Me: We moved!
Mint: We did? *looks around*
Mint: Oh. So we did. Lemme take a look around for a bit then...
Mint: *tours the place* So, we visiting or what?
Me: Nah, the old place kinda collapsed, so...
Mint: So, this is our new home?
Me: Yep, pretty much.
Mint: Okay, I think I know my way around now. Let's see...new bathroom is there... old bathroom was over there...heh, but I don't have to remember that anymore, right?
Me: Right.
Mint: Cool. Say, is ol' Windows up yet?
Me: No, he's kinda freaking out.
Mint: Weird. It's just a new house.
Windows
Me: Okay, all done with the move. Hey Windows, man! Wake up!
Windows: Hrm? Alright man, what's the... *opens eyes*
Windows: *stares, glances around room*
Windows: What the %##&? This ain't my house!
Me: I know dude, we moved.
Windows: This ain't my house, foo'.
Me: I know. It's okay, we moved. The other house collapsed it was so old. But I got you out safe, so we can still-
Windows: I TOLD you fool, THIS. AIN'T. MY. HOUSE. What the $#@& did you do?
Me: We...we moved.
Windows: &@$% you. I'm staying right here in bed till I'm back home.
Me: ...
Linux Mint
Me: Hey, uhm...(I hope he takes the move better...) Mint man, wake up dude!
Mint: *Yawn* Yeah, what's up bro? *gets out of bed*
Me: We moved!
Mint: We did? *looks around*
Mint: Oh. So we did. Lemme take a look around for a bit then...
Mint: *tours the place* So, we visiting or what?
Me: Nah, the old place kinda collapsed, so...
Mint: So, this is our new home?
Me: Yep, pretty much.
Mint: Okay, I think I know my way around now. Let's see...new bathroom is there... old bathroom was over there...heh, but I don't have to remember that anymore, right?
Me: Right.
Mint: Cool. Say, is ol' Windows up yet?
Me: No, he's kinda freaking out.
Mint: Weird. It's just a new house.