Rant
So, I decided that despite the fact I have been seriously procrastinating on my Essay, due on thursday, no less, and with a math test coming up on tuesday, I should find more RP partners.
Brilliant, right?
Well, as I was taking a stroll through a few new coms recommended to me by a friend, I couldn't HELP but notice all the fucking fanfucks. What in the hell is up with that? I mean... jeezus. Okay, I know there will always be the disease of furious, rabid fandom that is the kind that destroys whatever may have been enjoyable/good about that fandom, but they are fucking EVERYWHERE. I just seen an ad posted for a female Joker in the Nolan!verse of The Dark Knight.
What?
WUT.
I.. just do not get it. You have some sort of urge to play Joker as a female? Why not just play Harly Quin?
I dunno. Whatever. People are just... what the fuck. It's so beyond the world of wrong.
On another note, the Twatlight fans are as rabid as ever. Ruining all our perceptions of the good ol' vamper. Thanks Twatlight, for your fail.
In other news. It's so hard to find good RPers these days. Seriously. If they aren't making whiny ass, weak-minded 'uke's that are so KAWAI!!DESUDESU!!11oneone!!Anime~ they are getting butthurt and wangsting when someone points out how FUCKING RETARDED they all are.
Boys.. Let me rephrase that. MEN. MEN! Do NOT have curvy hips, or eyes the size of fucking dinner plates. NO human has eyes that fucking huge, hideous, and creepy. Blood-sucking, brain-slurping zombies are less creepy than those...things. Not to mention that depicting 13 year olds in sex is not only illegal in most of the world IRL, at least, but it's just... frickin disgusting. Seriously. I have a little brother and sister, and I'm sure that, unfortunately, so do a LOT of the creepos who write this crap. Hell, I even knew a woman once who had KIDS the age of the boys she was RPing. How fucked is that?
Also, characters that are simply recreations of the writer-- not cute. Not cute at ALL. It's fucking creepy as hell, and NO I am not your cyber-sex buddy. I am here to write stuff that involves 3-D characters, PLOT, and many twists/turns concerning character development. I don't want your nasty, flea-ridden excuse as a character when "LOL I copied him from Naruto! Cause Naruto is awesome!DESUDESU!!111one!!Anime!KAWAAIIII" Fuck you. Go die. Now.
8D
Also, my room is fucking cold. I hate this dorm. >>
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't MIND a character that is more feminine or androgynous but they need a fucking PERSONALITY. Not "Hai, I'm cute! Fuck me nao, ok? 8D " Just... no. I mean, fuck. I HAVE a character who wears frilly pink panties and loves to cross dress. I admit it. So what? I am not ashamed of this. He likes pink, and red. But hey, guess what? He doesn't bed over to any guy who taps him on the ass. In fact, he's likely to fucking break their JAW if they touch him/harass him/whatever and he doesn't want it. He has a P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L-I-T-Y. I just.. I dun get it people.
Then there are the ones who use the whole anime labels to describe their characters. I don't use labels. I dont LIKE labels. The stereotypical seme/uke relationship? Does not apply to my characters. Sorry. I have a few who prefer it one way or the other, but even most of these guys like some fucking VARIATION in their relationship. Hell, they'd probably love it if they were suddenly overpowered by their lover and fucked until they couldn't walk. Depends on the character, but really. And it goes both ways. Sometimes the one who usually likes to bottom might decide to handcuff/tie up his lover one night and fuck his brains out. Who knows? But saying that your character is 'Seme' and will only top, and that all of your characters are 'seme' and you are unwilling to negotiate that fact (this goes for you 'uke's too).. that is not realistic at all. Yes, I understand RP is FANTASY but when it's all just complete BS? it really loses it's charm. All of it.
Then there are the people that get a boner when they see a nice chestnut mare. That's right, you horse-fuckers. You know what they call that? animal abuse. It's wrong, and sick, and disturbing as hell. No, I don't care that it's just 'in writing'. It's just... wrong. Goes right up there with the shota lovers who got hot when they see a 10 year old. It's not NORMAL people.
Yes, I know that some of my kinks aren't considered 'normal' either, and you fuck heads could try and argue the point. But I don't try to rape my dog or some kid on the street. So shutup.
Not really quite as disturbing, but I know you all have seen those people who draw/write the guys with HUGE cocks. And I don't mean like an above-average 8, 9, 10 incher. I mean the one's where you'd need a goddam crane to lift that shit. I mean.. how the hell do these guys get around? Do they put it in a sling or something? Is it some mutation caused by free radicals in the air? Is it radiation? Is it their SICK FUCKING MINDS?! Seriously. Okay. and then they want to shove that thing in a 'guy' who looks more like a pre-pubescent GIRL no older than 13 (can you tell I hate this stereotype yet? CAN YOU?). Um.. I doubt that's going to fit gaiz :D.
So big cocks are hot. I admit they are, but when they are like... HUGE it's just disturbing.
I don't even think I'm on topic anymore but THAT'S OKAY 'CAUSE IT'S A RANT 8D Har har har.
Oh yeah, and toilet play. What is so 'sexy' about getting someone's um.. shit plastered to your face/wherever? Or getting pissed on? It's not sexy, guys. It's freakin gross. Yes, I know that your peapea is sterile. Ahurahur, I took basic medical too. In fact, I was in a med program for four years. Wow! But it's still gross. Not only does piss smell gross but..it's just not hot guys. Neither is poopy. And that stuff is certainly NOT sterile. Has ecoli and all other manner of unhealthiness in it. That's why it's called WASTE.
I could see if you were writing a waterworks scene not for it's kink value but for it's realistic portrayal in say... a torture situation or something. As in..someone is captured in perhaps a war setting, and the guards piss on him because they obviously don't LIKE their prisoner. But not for it's sexiness, cause it's..not.
Ok?
ok.
It's not besitality gaiz! It's ANTHRO.
No. Wrong, fuckers. Wrong.
But... the point I'm trying to make here is-- decent RP buddies are so goddam hard to find. If they aren't stalkers or typical stereotype idiots, or just plain scray/creepy as fuck, they are shitting fandom on you. Or.. shitting on your chars-- literally.
Ugh. There's probably more I could say but.. I'm kinda tired. It's 2am, and I'm supposed to be doing work, but I'm not and I won't. Instead, I'm going to go play pokemon. (Shutup, It's soothing, okay?)
Brilliant, right?
Well, as I was taking a stroll through a few new coms recommended to me by a friend, I couldn't HELP but notice all the fucking fanfucks. What in the hell is up with that? I mean... jeezus. Okay, I know there will always be the disease of furious, rabid fandom that is the kind that destroys whatever may have been enjoyable/good about that fandom, but they are fucking EVERYWHERE. I just seen an ad posted for a female Joker in the Nolan!verse of The Dark Knight.
What?
WUT.
I.. just do not get it. You have some sort of urge to play Joker as a female? Why not just play Harly Quin?
I dunno. Whatever. People are just... what the fuck. It's so beyond the world of wrong.
On another note, the Twatlight fans are as rabid as ever. Ruining all our perceptions of the good ol' vamper. Thanks Twatlight, for your fail.
In other news. It's so hard to find good RPers these days. Seriously. If they aren't making whiny ass, weak-minded 'uke's that are so KAWAI!!DESUDESU!!11oneone!!Anime~ they are getting butthurt and wangsting when someone points out how FUCKING RETARDED they all are.
Boys.. Let me rephrase that. MEN. MEN! Do NOT have curvy hips, or eyes the size of fucking dinner plates. NO human has eyes that fucking huge, hideous, and creepy. Blood-sucking, brain-slurping zombies are less creepy than those...things. Not to mention that depicting 13 year olds in sex is not only illegal in most of the world IRL, at least, but it's just... frickin disgusting. Seriously. I have a little brother and sister, and I'm sure that, unfortunately, so do a LOT of the creepos who write this crap. Hell, I even knew a woman once who had KIDS the age of the boys she was RPing. How fucked is that?
Also, characters that are simply recreations of the writer-- not cute. Not cute at ALL. It's fucking creepy as hell, and NO I am not your cyber-sex buddy. I am here to write stuff that involves 3-D characters, PLOT, and many twists/turns concerning character development. I don't want your nasty, flea-ridden excuse as a character when "LOL I copied him from Naruto! Cause Naruto is awesome!DESUDESU!!111one!!Anime!KAWAAIIII" Fuck you. Go die. Now.
8D
Also, my room is fucking cold. I hate this dorm. >>
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't MIND a character that is more feminine or androgynous but they need a fucking PERSONALITY. Not "Hai, I'm cute! Fuck me nao, ok? 8D " Just... no. I mean, fuck. I HAVE a character who wears frilly pink panties and loves to cross dress. I admit it. So what? I am not ashamed of this. He likes pink, and red. But hey, guess what? He doesn't bed over to any guy who taps him on the ass. In fact, he's likely to fucking break their JAW if they touch him/harass him/whatever and he doesn't want it. He has a P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L-I-T-Y. I just.. I dun get it people.
Then there are the ones who use the whole anime labels to describe their characters. I don't use labels. I dont LIKE labels. The stereotypical seme/uke relationship? Does not apply to my characters. Sorry. I have a few who prefer it one way or the other, but even most of these guys like some fucking VARIATION in their relationship. Hell, they'd probably love it if they were suddenly overpowered by their lover and fucked until they couldn't walk. Depends on the character, but really. And it goes both ways. Sometimes the one who usually likes to bottom might decide to handcuff/tie up his lover one night and fuck his brains out. Who knows? But saying that your character is 'Seme' and will only top, and that all of your characters are 'seme' and you are unwilling to negotiate that fact (this goes for you 'uke's too).. that is not realistic at all. Yes, I understand RP is FANTASY but when it's all just complete BS? it really loses it's charm. All of it.
Then there are the people that get a boner when they see a nice chestnut mare. That's right, you horse-fuckers. You know what they call that? animal abuse. It's wrong, and sick, and disturbing as hell. No, I don't care that it's just 'in writing'. It's just... wrong. Goes right up there with the shota lovers who got hot when they see a 10 year old. It's not NORMAL people.
Yes, I know that some of my kinks aren't considered 'normal' either, and you fuck heads could try and argue the point. But I don't try to rape my dog or some kid on the street. So shutup.
Not really quite as disturbing, but I know you all have seen those people who draw/write the guys with HUGE cocks. And I don't mean like an above-average 8, 9, 10 incher. I mean the one's where you'd need a goddam crane to lift that shit. I mean.. how the hell do these guys get around? Do they put it in a sling or something? Is it some mutation caused by free radicals in the air? Is it radiation? Is it their SICK FUCKING MINDS?! Seriously. Okay. and then they want to shove that thing in a 'guy' who looks more like a pre-pubescent GIRL no older than 13 (can you tell I hate this stereotype yet? CAN YOU?). Um.. I doubt that's going to fit gaiz :D.
So big cocks are hot. I admit they are, but when they are like... HUGE it's just disturbing.
I don't even think I'm on topic anymore but THAT'S OKAY 'CAUSE IT'S A RANT 8D Har har har.
Oh yeah, and toilet play. What is so 'sexy' about getting someone's um.. shit plastered to your face/wherever? Or getting pissed on? It's not sexy, guys. It's freakin gross. Yes, I know that your peapea is sterile. Ahurahur, I took basic medical too. In fact, I was in a med program for four years. Wow! But it's still gross. Not only does piss smell gross but..it's just not hot guys. Neither is poopy. And that stuff is certainly NOT sterile. Has ecoli and all other manner of unhealthiness in it. That's why it's called WASTE.
I could see if you were writing a waterworks scene not for it's kink value but for it's realistic portrayal in say... a torture situation or something. As in..someone is captured in perhaps a war setting, and the guards piss on him because they obviously don't LIKE their prisoner. But not for it's sexiness, cause it's..not.
Ok?
ok.
It's not besitality gaiz! It's ANTHRO.
No. Wrong, fuckers. Wrong.
But... the point I'm trying to make here is-- decent RP buddies are so goddam hard to find. If they aren't stalkers or typical stereotype idiots, or just plain scray/creepy as fuck, they are shitting fandom on you. Or.. shitting on your chars-- literally.
Ugh. There's probably more I could say but.. I'm kinda tired. It's 2am, and I'm supposed to be doing work, but I'm not and I won't. Instead, I'm going to go play pokemon. (Shutup, It's soothing, okay?)