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So I pulled this game out of my box of games with intentions of beating it. Thinking I could probably beat the game pick up some lunch with Jacob then come back and play some Megaman 3. Anyway so I start out and it automatically makes me the white kid. Honestly I hate the white kid he is horrible he can't jump as high as the black one and his hair is covered by a baseball cap. Honestly Mcdonalds is racist, not all white people enjoy baseball and not all black people can jump super high so I restart the game and find that you can change into the black kid by hitting this switch thing so I do it and I begin my journey through McLand. So the premise of the game is you find puzzle pieces to open new levels. The game consists of about 6 level. So anyway on with the journey, I beat the first world which is ronalds world pretty fast good 10 mins and I found all his puzzle pieces. As I was playing though (as the black kid) I noticed when I fell that his shirt kind of comes up. Now as you can see from the box the kid isn't too skinny which also makes me think this game is racist. Seriously all black people are not fat. I found it funny though that everytime he fell his shirt would come up. So I get to the next level which is Birdie's she lives in the clouds like most birds and her levels were a bit more challenging but still do able. It took me about 20 or so minutes to beat hers and collect all the cards. I was making good time. Then I got to Grimices.... In this level you would have to get every card to move on. not thinking this was too hard I begin.... safice to say I died about 200 times but in the process I found a way to get infinite lives. The beginning of the fourth level you fall down and there are 2 !ups so you keep falling getting both then dying by the fish. I pretty much had to do this about 500 times in the game as it was the only place I could remember. So I beat the level and smited Grimice for his atrocious levels. Then I got to see the professor.. he looked like a pedophile and said you had to find his puzzle pieces to ride his red rocket. So racism and Pedophilia seem to be big parts of this game. I play through the levels which are not that easy one of the levels I seriously think you have to be the black kid because you have to jump like half the screen to get to the next ledge. So I got all his puzzle pieces and he let me ride his "red rocket" to go into space. I go into space and you have another 4 pieces to find, the space one I found rather easy maybe because I wasn't really doing anything for anyone and didn't feel like I would get molested after I found the pieces. (Note about this point I was damn near 8 hours of playing time and missed my lunch with Jacob). So I beat the space missions and finally I get to find the Hamburglar. Once you find all his pieces you get the treasure so I was treking along and I die another 450 times then I finally find all the pieces.Then I get sexually assaulted by the Hamburglar and am told to eat at Mcdonalds. Also Ronald comes up to me and says I get to go to his special land since I found all of his pieces... I promptly shut the game off.
So that was my day wasted. I think I will now go try to forget I just wasted my day on a game where you send kids on missions to get molested and raped by Mcdonalds characters. My girlfriend hates Mcdonalds... I am starting to as well.