Attn: women
Congratulations, ladies!
You are the only thing on this planet that I am afraid of.
You should be proud. You can make an otherwise headstrong and confident man of well over two meters of height and 200 pounds of girth turn into a fiddling sissy with the gusto of a damp rag. You can easily bring this man to his knees in an inexplicable state of bewilderment, submission and awe while you remain eerily confident.
Jerks.
I don't fear failure. I don't fear change. I don't fear silverfish, cockroaches or inch-long ants with hair on their backs. I don't fear new situations, nor do I fear other people.
But I do fear girls.
You are the only thing on this planet that I am afraid of.
You should be proud. You can make an otherwise headstrong and confident man of well over two meters of height and 200 pounds of girth turn into a fiddling sissy with the gusto of a damp rag. You can easily bring this man to his knees in an inexplicable state of bewilderment, submission and awe while you remain eerily confident.
Jerks.
I don't fear failure. I don't fear change. I don't fear silverfish, cockroaches or inch-long ants with hair on their backs. I don't fear new situations, nor do I fear other people.
But I do fear girls.