(no subject)
-left school early yesterday, felt sick
-didnt go to school today, still felt sick
-got my tax return, 140 billz
-finally saw anchorman, where'd you get your clothes? the toilet store?
-hung out with nicole on sunday, watched exorcist: the beginning
-100 demons was good
-selling my bc rich platinum warlock guitar $230 obo (left handed)
-starting up my eq2 acct again
-went two days without hearing a breakdown, still unsure how that happened
-haven't put deoderant on yet today
-some conversation with an ugly white trash slut at the mall on whatever day it was on the weekend
fuckslut: "my goal in life is to fuck every race possible"
me: "how far are you?"
fuckslut: "ive done one, and it was a white-boy"
me: "well my goal in life is to cut the head off of every white trash slut in the world with my sword"
-i got hired at boston pizza. prep cook.
haha seriously, fuck you all unless you are 18 or older
get a good computer and play video games wit this nukka
Your full name: Ryan David Begin
Age: 17
Height: 5'5?
Natural hair colour: black, screw you trendy bitches
Eye colour: Brown
Number of siblings: 2
Glasses/contacts?: neither
Piercings: fuck them
Tattoos: on my back. fuck you
Braces?: grade 8
:::FAVOURITE
Colour: green/brown
Band: clearly anything shitty enough to pose a trend
Song: with all the music i listen to, that is impossible
Stuffed animal: dont have one
Video game: everquest1&2, warcraft3
TV show: fuck tv
Movie: gladiator and lotr trilogy hands down
Book: jrr tolkien
Food: its all about dre
Game on a cell phone: fuck cell phones
CD cover: 100 demons because it has a demon samurai on it
Flower: sumfin pretty
Scent: sex
Animal: all uv dem
Comic book: exotic elektra
Cereal: frosted mini wheats
Website: i dont surf da net
Cartoon: oooold ninja turtles
:::DO YOU
Play an instrument?: im not sure anymore
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: i dont watch more than 1 hour, and thats when im finding what time it is
Like to sing?: NO
Have a job?: YES
Have a cell phone?: I ALREADY SAID FUCK EM
Like to play sports?: YES, sports!
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Yes, but canada, the next worst thing
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: hahahaha yea my family is pussy
Have any special talents/skills?: fuck no, noone has a special talent skill because i doubt its unique
Excercise daily?: yes!
Like school?: I DONT KNOW
:::CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: maybe if i figured i was a waste of life and tried (kinda like this quiz)
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yes
Speak any other languages?: NOPE
Go a day without food?: havent tried, but prolly not
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: yes! omg its fun like sex with 10 yr olds
Read music, not just tabs?: NOOOO
Roll your tongue?: NOPE MY TONGUE IS PHAT
Eat a whole pizza?: A WHOLE PIZZA LIKE 10 INCHES IN DIAMETER AHAHAHRAHAR SPECIFY NOOB
:::HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?: NO, i dont have a reason to, my mom is dope-a-lope
Cried to get out of trouble?: all the time in grade school. IT WORKED
Gotten lost in your city?: WHEN I WAS A BABY
Seen a shooting star?: NO, they are a figment of the wishful minds imagination
Been to any other countries besides the united states?: YAR.
Had a serious surgery?: BRACES
Stolen something important to someone else?: ive only stolen tic tacs from macs milk
Solved a rubiks cube?: NOOO. they dont make me cool, so i dont do it
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: DUUUUH, i also go to bed in my public clothes. OOOOH BURN
Cried over a girl?: YES, ive also cried over a bitch that needs to die
Cried over a boy?: OOOOOH dont think so, i would though if it was a baby and didnt deserve to die.
Kissed a random stranger?: MAYBE AT A SHOW OR SOMETHING. IM NOT A SLUT
Hugged a random stranger?: YAAAA
Been in a fist fight?: A FEW
Been arrested?: not in the last week
Done drugs?: NO
Had alcohol?: shamefully, i was a weak pussy. those days are done
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: ya, it was hot chocolate... BURNS
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: NO. THATS GAY
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: IM NOT STUPID. NO
Swore at your parents?: yes.
Been to warped tour?: FUCK NO. POSER BITCHES GO TO THAT
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: AND PUNCHED.
Been in love?: ive fucked people
Been close to love?: before i fucked people
Been to a casino?: NO, BUT I WANNA GO TO ONE
Ran over an animal and killed it?: NO, id give up my license if i did
Broken a bone?: NO HAHAHAH FUCK YOU
Gotten stitches?: NOPE, FUCK YOU AGAIN
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA... NOT HAHAHA
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: ive had 1.5 litres of choco milk in an hour. 3 litres within a night. bad DIRREHEA
Made homemade muffins?: FUCK NO
Bitten someone?: haharharhahrharhahrharh prolly
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: NOOOO
More than 5 times?: NOOOO
Been to niagra falls?: yes. it fucken sucks. a bad tourist trap
Burped in someones face?: yayayaya and it was to be rude, not as a playful joke
Gotten the chicken pox?: YEp. i have pictures to prove it
:::WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: couple hours ago
Went to the bathroom: couple hours ago
Saw a movie in theaters: sin city like 2 weeks ago
Read a book: the hobbit. the silmarillion. HAHAH TOLKIEN STRIKES AGAIN
Had a snow day: OMG like february? maybe march?
Had a party: LIKE OCTOBER 4th for my bday. 30 ppl came and went. it was good times
Had a slumber party: went to one thursday
Made fun of someone: fucken leave a comment and ill make fun of you. so therefore right now
Tripped in front of someone: IF SOMEONE LAUGHS WHEN I TRIP I PUNCH THEM
Went to the grocery store: i dunno
Got sick: wow, like yesterday and today
Cursed: FUCK
:::PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables: clearly fruit
Black/white: STARSSSSSZZZZ
Lights on/lights off: i need them on to know where to stick it
TV/movie: MOOOOVIE
Car/truck: caaaaaaaaaaaar
Body spray/lotion: lotion spray
Cash/check: Caaaaash then deposit it
Pillows/blankets: blankets way more snuggier
Headache/stomach ache: stomach ache
Paint/charcoal: how are these two remotely related?
Chinese food/mexican food: GREASY ASS FLESH SANDWICHES
Summer/winter: summer by 10000 light years
Snow/rain: POURING RAIN
Fog/mist: FOG. its sweet as fuckin two girls at once
Rock/rap: RAP. rock music like def leppard is gay. led zeppelin does not compare with RAP RAP RAP
Meat/vegetarian: vegetarian!!!!!
Boy/girl: 8 year old girl
Chocolate/vanilla: chocolate squirrel
Sprinkles/icing: both disgusting
Cake/pie: PIEEEEE. how the fuck could u like cake more
French toast/french fries: French toast!
Strawberries/blueberries: BLOOOBERRIESZZSSssZZ
Ocean/swimming pool: NEITHER. i hate swimming, i prefer to run across the top of water like kung fu movies
Hugs/kisses: HUGS. kisses are wet and annoying
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
p33n/bewbz: GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS. AKA SWEDISH. americans have fat boobs, not phat boobs. unless they are bitches with tattoos and skinny
Wallet/pocket: wallet
Window/door: WINDOW more mysterious
Emo/goth: NEITHER. both kill themself anyway
Pink/purple: curveball!
Cat/dog: dogdogdog
Long sleeve/short sleeve: short sleeve anyday
Pants/shorts: shorts
Winter break/spring break: spring break, shorter but sweeter
Spring/autumn: autumn. OBVS
Clouds/clear sky: clear sky. clouds here=pollution
Moon/mars: mars, its red and cool. id rather night be red
:::FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?: only ones who will share my fate... so other than myself... none
What are their names?: Ryan
Do you have a best friend?: Yes, he is the best but studies too much
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: IONO, depends if that person would fight side by side with me
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: EQUAL.
Have you ever lost a friend?: yeayea.
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?: probably
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?: im not cool enough for inside jokes
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?: dont think so. they usually end in bloodshed
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?: kill
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?: given birth. thanks mom
Do you miss any of your old friends?: i miss my everquest characters
What friend have you known the longest?: Andrew, he didnt go to montreal like dan
Do you regret anything you've done to a friend?: yea defs
If so, what is it?: fuck them in the vagina
How often do you spend time with your friends?: at lunch at school i go out in cars, umm and on the weekend. kung fu n homework are for school nights
Do any of your friends drive?: umm im not like 14
Has a friend of yours ever died?: with the exception of me killing, nope
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?: share a bed after eating bean burritos
What do you think your friends think of you?: that im sweeter than them
:::LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?: wasnt this fucker already asked
If you have, with who?: some bitch i killed and havent seen since
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: no. we were meant just to fuck and reproduce
What is your idea of the best date?: a show, not movie show... but like hardcore show
What was your first kiss like?: tasted like earwax
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: grade 6
Do you think love is a load of shit?: hahahahaha FUCK YEA
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?: FUCKEN THEM
Have you ever been dumped?: twice
Have you ever dumped someone?: haha YEA DUMPED THEM IN THE OCEAN TOO
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?: FUCKED THEM FOR ATTENTION, thats so sexual... it was rape
:::WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers: faggoty
Hat: North Caroline
Hard: rock candy
Free: mp3
Space: empty
Taste: dog food
Good charlotte: never owned one of their cds
Red: weed
Deep: rap superstars
Heart: cancer
Cord: guitar
Cheese: cow
Rain: wet, fuck, sex
Work: starts tomorrow
Pedal: fast
Head: BIG, JIZZ, on face
Bed: sex sleep sex sleep sex sex
Fluff: code word for drugs
Hardcore: me
Race: white
Knife: me
Jump: sore back
:::I....
am: listenin to cypress hill
want: to play eq2
need: to get better
crave: everquest2
love: eq2
hate: my non lcd screen
did: calculus homework today
feel: sick
miss: terrifying sluts
am annoyed by: my sore back
would rather: fuck sluts
am tired of: people
will always: consider fucking sluts and hate society, and xxx
:::SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?: rap & hardcore
What time is it now?: 8:01
What day is it?: tuesday
Whens the last time you called someone?: i called electronics boutique today
How much money do you have right now?: 230 bucks but not for long. 60 for game card, 100 for kung fu shirts and fees
Are you hungry?: not really
Whatcha doin?: this, fuck nut
Do you like parades?: NO
Do you like the moon?: NO.. its stupid and white. like me
What are you going to do when youre done with this?: think about eq2
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?: no
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: to have all the magical powers
Have you ever had a picnic?: yes, they are faggot, unless with hot girls
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?: no, i used to trip people playing them
What about sock em boppers?: NO
Are you wearing any socks right now?: yes. or else my feet would be cold
:::DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?: NO, i try not to be
pretty?: YES, thats why i get so much FUCK ACTION
sarcastic?: a day without sarcasm is a day without breathing
lazy?: usually
hyper?: at school, then i get lazy
friendly?: yea
evil?: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *evil grin* i can be
smart?: yea, but i gotta at least try. i cant be like andrew or kyran taylor
strong?: for my size, clearly
talented?: only in thinking
dorky?: as in porky? im not fat. fuck you
:::ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high: not me
skip: me all the time
dance: the mucas i just swallowed
lonely: you, cause uve read this far
pen: dillinger escape plan
flower: my mom's tattoo
window: harry houdini
psycho: MEEEE SWORD KILL
brain freeze: i get that so bad
orange: tanned mexicans
sassy: my sister. love her
jelly: pillsbury dough boy
:::FOR OR AGAINST
suicide: for. kill yourself please. saves me trouble of finding you
love: against.
drunk drivers: against drinking in the first place
airplanes: for. ones that host cardboard cutters too
war: never. if you are for i will fucking duel you
canada: i guess for
united states: against
rock music: against, its satan i tell ya
gay marriage: only hot lesbian couples please that live with me and fuck me too
school: for
surveys: CLEARLY AGAINST
parents: what do u mean, if you are against u shouldnt be born. fucker
cars: against. pollution
killing: for. for for for.
britney spears: BOOBS
coffee: AGAINST. gives me the shits
pants: when its too cold for shorts
:::WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: no
Play strip poker?: if my dick could slap you from across the table
Run away?: NO
Curse at a teacher?: hahah yea, its been done
Not take a shower for a week?: YEA. for example a sleeve tattoo
Ask someone out?: YES. FOR SEX
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: LIKE TELL THEM I KILL PEOPLE AND HAVE FRIENDS
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: YEA, prolly for rest of my lifetime
Go scuba diving?: yaaaa
Write a book?: yaaaa!!!!!!
Become a rockstar?: NO! i told you rock is ghey
Have casual sex?: FUCK DEM HOES
:::LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?: arber and fructis
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: everyday.
What kind of computer do you have?: a good one but needs a sweet vid card
What grade are you in?: 12
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: NO. I sword their asZZ
Or just make out?: EWWWWWW
How many posters do you have in your room?: ZERO
How many cds do you have?: like 50 real ones
What time is it now?: 8:12
if you steal it without commenting, im gunna leave you a nice "FUCK YOU" comment in your journal.
-didnt go to school today, still felt sick
-got my tax return, 140 billz
-finally saw anchorman, where'd you get your clothes? the toilet store?
-hung out with nicole on sunday, watched exorcist: the beginning
-100 demons was good
-selling my bc rich platinum warlock guitar $230 obo (left handed)
-starting up my eq2 acct again
-went two days without hearing a breakdown, still unsure how that happened
-haven't put deoderant on yet today
-some conversation with an ugly white trash slut at the mall on whatever day it was on the weekend
fuckslut: "my goal in life is to fuck every race possible"
me: "how far are you?"
fuckslut: "ive done one, and it was a white-boy"
me: "well my goal in life is to cut the head off of every white trash slut in the world with my sword"
-i got hired at boston pizza. prep cook.
haha seriously, fuck you all unless you are 18 or older
get a good computer and play video games wit this nukka
Your full name: Ryan David Begin
Age: 17
Height: 5'5?
Natural hair colour: black, screw you trendy bitches
Eye colour: Brown
Number of siblings: 2
Glasses/contacts?: neither
Piercings: fuck them
Tattoos: on my back. fuck you
Braces?: grade 8
:::FAVOURITE
Colour: green/brown
Band: clearly anything shitty enough to pose a trend
Song: with all the music i listen to, that is impossible
Stuffed animal: dont have one
Video game: everquest1&2, warcraft3
TV show: fuck tv
Movie: gladiator and lotr trilogy hands down
Book: jrr tolkien
Food: its all about dre
Game on a cell phone: fuck cell phones
CD cover: 100 demons because it has a demon samurai on it
Flower: sumfin pretty
Scent: sex
Animal: all uv dem
Comic book: exotic elektra
Cereal: frosted mini wheats
Website: i dont surf da net
Cartoon: oooold ninja turtles
:::DO YOU
Play an instrument?: im not sure anymore
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: i dont watch more than 1 hour, and thats when im finding what time it is
Like to sing?: NO
Have a job?: YES
Have a cell phone?: I ALREADY SAID FUCK EM
Like to play sports?: YES, sports!
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Yes, but canada, the next worst thing
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: hahahaha yea my family is pussy
Have any special talents/skills?: fuck no, noone has a special talent skill because i doubt its unique
Excercise daily?: yes!
Like school?: I DONT KNOW
:::CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: maybe if i figured i was a waste of life and tried (kinda like this quiz)
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yes
Speak any other languages?: NOPE
Go a day without food?: havent tried, but prolly not
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: yes! omg its fun like sex with 10 yr olds
Read music, not just tabs?: NOOOO
Roll your tongue?: NOPE MY TONGUE IS PHAT
Eat a whole pizza?: A WHOLE PIZZA LIKE 10 INCHES IN DIAMETER AHAHAHRAHAR SPECIFY NOOB
:::HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?: NO, i dont have a reason to, my mom is dope-a-lope
Cried to get out of trouble?: all the time in grade school. IT WORKED
Gotten lost in your city?: WHEN I WAS A BABY
Seen a shooting star?: NO, they are a figment of the wishful minds imagination
Been to any other countries besides the united states?: YAR.
Had a serious surgery?: BRACES
Stolen something important to someone else?: ive only stolen tic tacs from macs milk
Solved a rubiks cube?: NOOO. they dont make me cool, so i dont do it
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: DUUUUH, i also go to bed in my public clothes. OOOOH BURN
Cried over a girl?: YES, ive also cried over a bitch that needs to die
Cried over a boy?: OOOOOH dont think so, i would though if it was a baby and didnt deserve to die.
Kissed a random stranger?: MAYBE AT A SHOW OR SOMETHING. IM NOT A SLUT
Hugged a random stranger?: YAAAA
Been in a fist fight?: A FEW
Been arrested?: not in the last week
Done drugs?: NO
Had alcohol?: shamefully, i was a weak pussy. those days are done
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: ya, it was hot chocolate... BURNS
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: NO. THATS GAY
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: IM NOT STUPID. NO
Swore at your parents?: yes.
Been to warped tour?: FUCK NO. POSER BITCHES GO TO THAT
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: AND PUNCHED.
Been in love?: ive fucked people
Been close to love?: before i fucked people
Been to a casino?: NO, BUT I WANNA GO TO ONE
Ran over an animal and killed it?: NO, id give up my license if i did
Broken a bone?: NO HAHAHAH FUCK YOU
Gotten stitches?: NOPE, FUCK YOU AGAIN
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA... NOT HAHAHA
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: ive had 1.5 litres of choco milk in an hour. 3 litres within a night. bad DIRREHEA
Made homemade muffins?: FUCK NO
Bitten someone?: haharharhahrharhahrharh prolly
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: NOOOO
More than 5 times?: NOOOO
Been to niagra falls?: yes. it fucken sucks. a bad tourist trap
Burped in someones face?: yayayaya and it was to be rude, not as a playful joke
Gotten the chicken pox?: YEp. i have pictures to prove it
:::WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: couple hours ago
Went to the bathroom: couple hours ago
Saw a movie in theaters: sin city like 2 weeks ago
Read a book: the hobbit. the silmarillion. HAHAH TOLKIEN STRIKES AGAIN
Had a snow day: OMG like february? maybe march?
Had a party: LIKE OCTOBER 4th for my bday. 30 ppl came and went. it was good times
Had a slumber party: went to one thursday
Made fun of someone: fucken leave a comment and ill make fun of you. so therefore right now
Tripped in front of someone: IF SOMEONE LAUGHS WHEN I TRIP I PUNCH THEM
Went to the grocery store: i dunno
Got sick: wow, like yesterday and today
Cursed: FUCK
:::PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables: clearly fruit
Black/white: STARSSSSSZZZZ
Lights on/lights off: i need them on to know where to stick it
TV/movie: MOOOOVIE
Car/truck: caaaaaaaaaaaar
Body spray/lotion: lotion spray
Cash/check: Caaaaash then deposit it
Pillows/blankets: blankets way more snuggier
Headache/stomach ache: stomach ache
Paint/charcoal: how are these two remotely related?
Chinese food/mexican food: GREASY ASS FLESH SANDWICHES
Summer/winter: summer by 10000 light years
Snow/rain: POURING RAIN
Fog/mist: FOG. its sweet as fuckin two girls at once
Rock/rap: RAP. rock music like def leppard is gay. led zeppelin does not compare with RAP RAP RAP
Meat/vegetarian: vegetarian!!!!!
Boy/girl: 8 year old girl
Chocolate/vanilla: chocolate squirrel
Sprinkles/icing: both disgusting
Cake/pie: PIEEEEE. how the fuck could u like cake more
French toast/french fries: French toast!
Strawberries/blueberries: BLOOOBERRIESZZSSssZZ
Ocean/swimming pool: NEITHER. i hate swimming, i prefer to run across the top of water like kung fu movies
Hugs/kisses: HUGS. kisses are wet and annoying
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
p33n/bewbz: GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS. AKA SWEDISH. americans have fat boobs, not phat boobs. unless they are bitches with tattoos and skinny
Wallet/pocket: wallet
Window/door: WINDOW more mysterious
Emo/goth: NEITHER. both kill themself anyway
Pink/purple: curveball!
Cat/dog: dogdogdog
Long sleeve/short sleeve: short sleeve anyday
Pants/shorts: shorts
Winter break/spring break: spring break, shorter but sweeter
Spring/autumn: autumn. OBVS
Clouds/clear sky: clear sky. clouds here=pollution
Moon/mars: mars, its red and cool. id rather night be red
:::FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?: only ones who will share my fate... so other than myself... none
What are their names?: Ryan
Do you have a best friend?: Yes, he is the best but studies too much
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: IONO, depends if that person would fight side by side with me
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: EQUAL.
Have you ever lost a friend?: yeayea.
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?: probably
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?: im not cool enough for inside jokes
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?: dont think so. they usually end in bloodshed
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?: kill
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?: given birth. thanks mom
Do you miss any of your old friends?: i miss my everquest characters
What friend have you known the longest?: Andrew, he didnt go to montreal like dan
Do you regret anything you've done to a friend?: yea defs
If so, what is it?: fuck them in the vagina
How often do you spend time with your friends?: at lunch at school i go out in cars, umm and on the weekend. kung fu n homework are for school nights
Do any of your friends drive?: umm im not like 14
Has a friend of yours ever died?: with the exception of me killing, nope
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?: share a bed after eating bean burritos
What do you think your friends think of you?: that im sweeter than them
:::LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?: wasnt this fucker already asked
If you have, with who?: some bitch i killed and havent seen since
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: no. we were meant just to fuck and reproduce
What is your idea of the best date?: a show, not movie show... but like hardcore show
What was your first kiss like?: tasted like earwax
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: grade 6
Do you think love is a load of shit?: hahahahaha FUCK YEA
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?: FUCKEN THEM
Have you ever been dumped?: twice
Have you ever dumped someone?: haha YEA DUMPED THEM IN THE OCEAN TOO
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?: FUCKED THEM FOR ATTENTION, thats so sexual... it was rape
:::WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers: faggoty
Hat: North Caroline
Hard: rock candy
Free: mp3
Space: empty
Taste: dog food
Good charlotte: never owned one of their cds
Red: weed
Deep: rap superstars
Heart: cancer
Cord: guitar
Cheese: cow
Rain: wet, fuck, sex
Work: starts tomorrow
Pedal: fast
Head: BIG, JIZZ, on face
Bed: sex sleep sex sleep sex sex
Fluff: code word for drugs
Hardcore: me
Race: white
Knife: me
Jump: sore back
:::I....
am: listenin to cypress hill
want: to play eq2
need: to get better
crave: everquest2
love: eq2
hate: my non lcd screen
did: calculus homework today
feel: sick
miss: terrifying sluts
am annoyed by: my sore back
would rather: fuck sluts
am tired of: people
will always: consider fucking sluts and hate society, and xxx
:::SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?: rap & hardcore
What time is it now?: 8:01
What day is it?: tuesday
Whens the last time you called someone?: i called electronics boutique today
How much money do you have right now?: 230 bucks but not for long. 60 for game card, 100 for kung fu shirts and fees
Are you hungry?: not really
Whatcha doin?: this, fuck nut
Do you like parades?: NO
Do you like the moon?: NO.. its stupid and white. like me
What are you going to do when youre done with this?: think about eq2
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?: no
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: to have all the magical powers
Have you ever had a picnic?: yes, they are faggot, unless with hot girls
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?: no, i used to trip people playing them
What about sock em boppers?: NO
Are you wearing any socks right now?: yes. or else my feet would be cold
:::DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?: NO, i try not to be
pretty?: YES, thats why i get so much FUCK ACTION
sarcastic?: a day without sarcasm is a day without breathing
lazy?: usually
hyper?: at school, then i get lazy
friendly?: yea
evil?: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *evil grin* i can be
smart?: yea, but i gotta at least try. i cant be like andrew or kyran taylor
strong?: for my size, clearly
talented?: only in thinking
dorky?: as in porky? im not fat. fuck you
:::ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high: not me
skip: me all the time
dance: the mucas i just swallowed
lonely: you, cause uve read this far
pen: dillinger escape plan
flower: my mom's tattoo
window: harry houdini
psycho: MEEEE SWORD KILL
brain freeze: i get that so bad
orange: tanned mexicans
sassy: my sister. love her
jelly: pillsbury dough boy
:::FOR OR AGAINST
suicide: for. kill yourself please. saves me trouble of finding you
love: against.
drunk drivers: against drinking in the first place
airplanes: for. ones that host cardboard cutters too
war: never. if you are for i will fucking duel you
canada: i guess for
united states: against
rock music: against, its satan i tell ya
gay marriage: only hot lesbian couples please that live with me and fuck me too
school: for
surveys: CLEARLY AGAINST
parents: what do u mean, if you are against u shouldnt be born. fucker
cars: against. pollution
killing: for. for for for.
britney spears: BOOBS
coffee: AGAINST. gives me the shits
pants: when its too cold for shorts
:::WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: no
Play strip poker?: if my dick could slap you from across the table
Run away?: NO
Curse at a teacher?: hahah yea, its been done
Not take a shower for a week?: YEA. for example a sleeve tattoo
Ask someone out?: YES. FOR SEX
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: LIKE TELL THEM I KILL PEOPLE AND HAVE FRIENDS
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: YEA, prolly for rest of my lifetime
Go scuba diving?: yaaaa
Write a book?: yaaaa!!!!!!
Become a rockstar?: NO! i told you rock is ghey
Have casual sex?: FUCK DEM HOES
:::LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?: arber and fructis
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: everyday.
What kind of computer do you have?: a good one but needs a sweet vid card
What grade are you in?: 12
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: NO. I sword their asZZ
Or just make out?: EWWWWWW
How many posters do you have in your room?: ZERO
How many cds do you have?: like 50 real ones
What time is it now?: 8:12
if you steal it without commenting, im gunna leave you a nice "FUCK YOU" comment in your journal.