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Saturday - School staff Brewer's game outing.
- "The PIG is doing a kegstand!" regarding a teacher's husband doing a kegstand.
- "EAT A DICK!" my country bumpkin teacher gets hilarious when drunk.
- "I'd rather eat a pussy than eat a dick." Again... country bumpkin, are you serious?!
- Laura was a great date and she got to meet the crazies who teach the crazies.
- SUNBURN
- Dinner with TJ and walks around the 'hood.
- ready to pass out by 11pm
Sunday
- Brunch with Beth - delicious... Beth that is.
- A quick sunscreen-less walk to the park leads to more.
- Find a crying kid at the park, find out one of mine punched him in the face.
- Then found out the punch was an hour ago and he was still crying. Suck it up G! You at the park!
- Basketball with some of my shorties and some randoms at the park for 3 hours without sunscreen.
- 1st grader dropping "nigga" like it was the only word he knew; "I got 20 girlfriends, NIGGA!"
- Cock blocking a phone number exchange. Sexually active 6th grade boys don't need any numbers. Gross.
- Ice cream run
- Stoop sesh
- Laura left :o(
- Discovered where all the weirdos of Milwaukee hang out - Locust Street Fest; got there 5 minutes after the shooting
- Walked back alone and got holla-ed at too many times for my liking, then got Chipotle for dinner.
Now I'm off to work! Hooray. Instead of being the token white lady handing shit out at these 5th grade graduations, I'll be the RED TOMATO lady. All my fault.
xXx
- "The PIG is doing a kegstand!" regarding a teacher's husband doing a kegstand.
- "EAT A DICK!" my country bumpkin teacher gets hilarious when drunk.
- "I'd rather eat a pussy than eat a dick." Again... country bumpkin, are you serious?!
- Laura was a great date and she got to meet the crazies who teach the crazies.
- SUNBURN
- Dinner with TJ and walks around the 'hood.
- ready to pass out by 11pm
Sunday
- Brunch with Beth - delicious... Beth that is.
- A quick sunscreen-less walk to the park leads to more.
- Find a crying kid at the park, find out one of mine punched him in the face.
- Then found out the punch was an hour ago and he was still crying. Suck it up G! You at the park!
- Basketball with some of my shorties and some randoms at the park for 3 hours without sunscreen.
- 1st grader dropping "nigga" like it was the only word he knew; "I got 20 girlfriends, NIGGA!"
- Cock blocking a phone number exchange. Sexually active 6th grade boys don't need any numbers. Gross.
- Ice cream run
- Stoop sesh
- Laura left :o(
- Discovered where all the weirdos of Milwaukee hang out - Locust Street Fest; got there 5 minutes after the shooting
- Walked back alone and got holla-ed at too many times for my liking, then got Chipotle for dinner.
Now I'm off to work! Hooray. Instead of being the token white lady handing shit out at these 5th grade graduations, I'll be the RED TOMATO lady. All my fault.
xXx