OLD CONVO BETWEEN NICKOLARSE & MESELF
((8/18/05))
AngeL Face(S): Yeah I hear it.
Nick: so yeah, i want you to be prepared the next
time i come down, go out and get 2 cans of redi-
whip, a 12 pack of huggies, 4 pairs of oven mitts, and
a rod stewart cd
AngeL Face(S): LOLOLOL!!!! Well I already have the
Rod Stewart cd, but till then I'll have to get ma ass in
GEAR!
Nick: fuckin A
AngeL Face(S): And I demand you bring a large
mess of Spaghettios ((12 family size cans)), a tarp,
some hedge clippers, and a bison.
Nick: the bison, surprisingly enough, will not be a
problem, we got this truck stop outside of town that
grows their own buffalo, ill just jack one of those
fuckers and ride him down
AngeL Face(S): LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngeL Face(S): You are cheering me up!
Nick: thats what i do
Nick: that is some bullshit, that dude was harder
than my cock
Nick: so check this shit out, i have a story to tell you.
last night i was at the bar with my buddy
cameron.........................
Nick: this dude one of our friends knew was sitting
with us, cameron was way beyond drunk and
smoking (which he normally doesnt do) and
accidentaly ashed his smoke on this fool
AngeL Face(S): LoL
Nick: the guy got all pissed and cam apologized and
told the dude he was a punk and he couldnt help it,
the dude in turn told cam that he wasnt a punk and
that was just bullshit
Nick: cameron, being the punk that he is decided a
good way to show this dude how punk he was would
be to dump a WHOLE FUCKING PITCHER OF BEER
ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngeL Face(S): NICE!!!!
Nick: the dude just about shit in his pants got up and
straight decked cameron right in the nose, and
cameron promply was escorted out of the abr
Nick: bar even
AngeL Face(S): LoL
Nick: yeah, it was an eventful night
AngeL Face(S): Sounds like it.
AngeL Face(S): I got drunk and smoked a cig a few
weeks ago.
AngeL Face(S): Now I want one all the time.
Nick: how was it?
Nick: hahaha
AngeL Face(S): TASTY I came in my pants ten times
over!
Nick: sheeeit, i do that when something rubs my
bulge
Nick: what???................did i just say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngeL Face(S): DAMN, Nick! Censor yourself why
don't you!?
Nick: i try, but you know you're just as filthy if not
worse than me
AngeL Face(S): You said, "BULDGE"! That reminds
me of David Bowie in Labyrinth
Nick: hahah, now that was a bulge and a half
AngeL Face(S): AMEN, Brutha!
Nick: awwwww shit, i should go put some pants on
and wander out into the world, i havent done shit
today and im feeling pretty worthless
AngeL Face(S): Me either.
AngeL Face(S): Me too.
Nick: well..............get some goddamn pants on and
go creep around wit you crazy self
AngeL Face(S): Broken foot..remember? =(
Nick: oh yeah, how the fuck did you do that?
AngeL Face(S): I should do it anyway...
AngeL Face(S): Ugh.. I was giving a rather tall guy a
a piggy back ride in 3 & 1/2 " heels.
AngeL Face(S): ::::::grins sheepishly::::
AngeL Face(S): OOPs!
Nick: you deserve it.................
AngeL Face(S): SHUT UP!
AngeL Face(S): *** Smacking ***
Nick: ::::::sob::::::::
Nick: ok, i should really go, ill talk to yo crazy white
ass later homie
AngeL Face(S): ok =(
Nick: hugs and handjobs
AngeL Face(S): Right back at jew!
Nick: later G
NicKoLaRsE WheRe ArE JeW???