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James: "I need someone who can draw. "
"WHY?"
James: "I want someone to draw a bunch of zombies. "
"Oh, yeah?"
James: "Yeah, twenty-four of them, and they all need to be about this big."
(He shows me an inch of space between his thumb and fore-finger.)
"What for? "
James: "Cause I'm going to take it to the post office to see if they will make them into stamps."
I laughed long and hard at this.
Then I showed him an easier way to decompose the U.S. Postal Service.