LAURA BUSH WAS AT MY PLACE TODAY

Jun 07, 2006 22:29






LAURA BUSH WAS AT MY PLACE TODAY.

Not my house of course, but the complex my townhome is located. 
I looked outside and there were all these secret service guys walking buy my living room window -guys in suits are definately not an everyday occurence for where I reside! 
Half of the police department were here as well. 
There were dogs sniffing every car for bombs. 
I understand the measure for security and all, it's just wierd to see it all go down out your front window. 
Apparently she was here to present an award for this place being one of the top 100 safest places for children to live -which fucking blows my mind considering some guy pissed in a snowbank at 4am right in front of me the first night here ((Not to mention a list of other such festivities which also took place that night! ))  LOL
A week ago we all got notices telling us no parking was allowed that day due to "road repair". LMFAO!!!
These roads haven't been repaired since this place was built in the fifites!   
My buddy, Cliff (who works around the complex) told me that she was comming the night before.  He knows I hate the president so he made me promise not to hurt her LOL!!!

Sure I'd like to, but come on....  I'm not that fucking dumb.

Anyway, I have her magical M5 entrance on video tape and all that "happy crappy" as Stephen King says.

Then I made ice cream.

THE END.

nytbs, hilarious, fame

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