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Title: The Original Order Needs A Question Answered
Characters: The original order of the phoenix, plus Hestia and Mary
Summary: Well, the question is "Who's is it?" somebody has left a certain piece of clothing on the kitchen table.
Word Count: 570
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Hestia/Mundungus
"What is it?" asked Peter Pettigrew clueless, looking at the black object that has captured the younger members of the Order of the Phoenix's attention so they were surrounding it, although two people less than normal.
"It's a bra, Pete," answered Marlene McKinnon, taking pity on the poor boy.
"What's a bra?"
Everyone except Lily Evans, Emmeline Vance, Alice Prewitt and Marlene McKinnon attempted to hide their grins, some put there hands over their mouths while the others turned around so he wouldn't see their grins.
"It's a contraption which hold us woman's..." Emmeline Vance trailed off, gesturing to Dorcas Meadowes, who was currently struggling to hold a straight face, chest.
"..."
"JUGS! For god sakes it holds up girls jugs, Wormtail. God even Alice bloody Prewitt, the face of innocence knows that!" Sirius Black exclaimed.
Two people, namely Frank Longbottom and Alice Prewitt said two things at the same time, "she's not that innocent," "well I am a girl Sirius!", I think you can figure out yourself who said what, although the thing that the male said caused some raised eyebrows and a red tinge to appear on Alice's cheeks.
"Oh, and how do you know that Frank?" asked James Potter, eyebrow raised and getting a nudge from his girlfriend, Lily to shut up.
"I...uh, well," stammered Frank, earning a dark look from the Prewitt twins, cousins of Alice, Fabian and Gideon Prewitt.
"Oy! Give the bloke a rest!" came a voice belonging to one Mary Macdonald, who was currently situated on the kitchen bench with Dorcas Meadowes.
"Yes, James! Give the bloke a rest!" came a mimicking, high-pitched voice from the mouths of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black at the same time, doing a very bad impression of Mary.
Mary stuck her tongue out at both of them.
"Oh, how mature," commented Remus, sarcastically.
"Kiss my arse."
"Gladly," he replied smirking, earning eye rolls from Dorcas and Mary.
"So, who's is it?" asked Peter, getting back on topic.
They all turned to Lily, who promptly turned red as she realised that they thought it was hers.
"It's not mine!" Lily exclaimed.
They all turned to Mary.
"Oy! What you been smoking? It ain't mine, so stop ye staring."
They turned to her best friend Dorcas who smirked and shook her head.
They all turned to Marlene.
"No."
They all turned to Emmeline who shook her head.
Fabian and Gideon both adopted pure looks of horror, was it possible for their cousin Alice to have...no, never yet they both turned with the others to stare at her, she immediately turned pink and shook her head.
It was silent for a moment as they all contemplated who's it could be, until a door creaked open and in walked the pretty, petite Hestia with her long, black hair all messed up and the fairly good-looking Mundungus Fletcher with his hair in the same state, but they weren't involved, well not that anyone knew of...
"Sorry we're late..." she trailed of as she saw the object lying on the kitchen table and she and Mundungus both adopted looks of fear, Hestia biting her lip.
Title: The Original Order Needs A Question Answered
Characters: The original order of the phoenix, plus Hestia and Mary
Summary: Well, the question is "Who's is it?" somebody has left a certain piece of clothing on the kitchen table.
Word Count: 570
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Hestia/Mundungus
"What is it?" asked Peter Pettigrew clueless, looking at the black object that has captured the younger members of the Order of the Phoenix's attention so they were surrounding it, although two people less than normal.
"It's a bra, Pete," answered Marlene McKinnon, taking pity on the poor boy.
"What's a bra?"
Everyone except Lily Evans, Emmeline Vance, Alice Prewitt and Marlene McKinnon attempted to hide their grins, some put there hands over their mouths while the others turned around so he wouldn't see their grins.
"It's a contraption which hold us woman's..." Emmeline Vance trailed off, gesturing to Dorcas Meadowes, who was currently struggling to hold a straight face, chest.
"..."
"JUGS! For god sakes it holds up girls jugs, Wormtail. God even Alice bloody Prewitt, the face of innocence knows that!" Sirius Black exclaimed.
Two people, namely Frank Longbottom and Alice Prewitt said two things at the same time, "she's not that innocent," "well I am a girl Sirius!", I think you can figure out yourself who said what, although the thing that the male said caused some raised eyebrows and a red tinge to appear on Alice's cheeks.
"Oh, and how do you know that Frank?" asked James Potter, eyebrow raised and getting a nudge from his girlfriend, Lily to shut up.
"I...uh, well," stammered Frank, earning a dark look from the Prewitt twins, cousins of Alice, Fabian and Gideon Prewitt.
"Oy! Give the bloke a rest!" came a voice belonging to one Mary Macdonald, who was currently situated on the kitchen bench with Dorcas Meadowes.
"Yes, James! Give the bloke a rest!" came a mimicking, high-pitched voice from the mouths of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black at the same time, doing a very bad impression of Mary.
Mary stuck her tongue out at both of them.
"Oh, how mature," commented Remus, sarcastically.
"Kiss my arse."
"Gladly," he replied smirking, earning eye rolls from Dorcas and Mary.
"So, who's is it?" asked Peter, getting back on topic.
They all turned to Lily, who promptly turned red as she realised that they thought it was hers.
"It's not mine!" Lily exclaimed.
They all turned to Mary.
"Oy! What you been smoking? It ain't mine, so stop ye staring."
They turned to her best friend Dorcas who smirked and shook her head.
They all turned to Marlene.
"No."
They all turned to Emmeline who shook her head.
Fabian and Gideon both adopted pure looks of horror, was it possible for their cousin Alice to have...no, never yet they both turned with the others to stare at her, she immediately turned pink and shook her head.
It was silent for a moment as they all contemplated who's it could be, until a door creaked open and in walked the pretty, petite Hestia with her long, black hair all messed up and the fairly good-looking Mundungus Fletcher with his hair in the same state, but they weren't involved, well not that anyone knew of...
"Sorry we're late..." she trailed of as she saw the object lying on the kitchen table and she and Mundungus both adopted looks of fear, Hestia biting her lip.