* Don't add me if you do friends cuts every week
* Don't add me if you freak out about sex posts
* Don't add me if you don't like hearing about the truth
* Don't add me if you're a "snark"
* Don't add me if you can't hold an intelligent conversation
* Don't add me because you feel obligated to add me. Add me because you want me to share my life with you and for you to share yours with me