Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me HARD.
I woke up this morning in THE worst mood I've had in a long time. I honestly have not been that upset (over anything/nothing) in awhile. I got texts from Jolene and Shana after I got home from work (about 11), they wanted to hang out...I would have, but my knees are acting up again and I'm just feeling very anti-social at the moment.
Fortunately, a few jew jokes I read tonight made me feel a bit better...here's two for you all to enjoy:
Did you hear about the Jew woman who told her husband "Give me 10 inches, and make it hurt?"
He fucked her twice, and threw her down the stairs.
Did you hear about the Jewish child molester?
He hid in the bushes and whispered, "Hey kid, wanna BUY some candy?"
Hehe.
Boxer shopping sometime this week with Rachel, hopefully. I have Tuesday/Wednesday off (I believe), and numerous nights off during the week, so we're bound to be able to do it soon. I love men's underwear. Not as much as she does, though. XD
Hm..what else. OH, my coworker Brandon found out I wanted to get ahold of Manson's new album, "Eat Me, Drink Me", so he burned me a copy which was very nice of him. I'm listening to it right now. I had already heard "Heart Shaped Glasses", but I am impressed with the album as a whole along with that song. He's taken the album in a bit of a different direction, but it's still great.
:-O The end.
Fortunately, a few jew jokes I read tonight made me feel a bit better...here's two for you all to enjoy:
Did you hear about the Jew woman who told her husband "Give me 10 inches, and make it hurt?"
He fucked her twice, and threw her down the stairs.
Did you hear about the Jewish child molester?
He hid in the bushes and whispered, "Hey kid, wanna BUY some candy?"
Hehe.
Boxer shopping sometime this week with Rachel, hopefully. I have Tuesday/Wednesday off (I believe), and numerous nights off during the week, so we're bound to be able to do it soon. I love men's underwear. Not as much as she does, though. XD
Hm..what else. OH, my coworker Brandon found out I wanted to get ahold of Manson's new album, "Eat Me, Drink Me", so he burned me a copy which was very nice of him. I'm listening to it right now. I had already heard "Heart Shaped Glasses", but I am impressed with the album as a whole along with that song. He's taken the album in a bit of a different direction, but it's still great.
:-O The end.