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on saturday i went camping out in myakka at my friends dads property since he was having a party out there. I guess it was because he just bought like 10 more acres or something. anyways when damn near everybody was drunk around the big diesel fire we took his uncles toy truck geo tracker on 31 inch super swampers with police lights and turned on the running lights and slowly drove up to the fire and when we got close we turned on the lights and gunned it but it was so dark he drove it onto the tree we cut down earlier and it tried to ramp it but got stuck on the frame of the poor little tracker. Easy fix though we just took a strap and hooked it to my truck to rip it off the tree. After that we blew off fireworks like crazy. we made about 30 nigger chasers and tossed them into the fire to scare everyone that was drunk. then me and the 12yr old started blowing off mortars but of course his dumbass put it in upside down and it almost shot the shit out of me. After that we took the tracker mudding until about 5am with 9 people stuffed in the small thing. we were also chasing the ATV through the orange groves for a while. in the morning we took my truck mudding and now the thing is brown and nasty on the outside. well atleast i know that the new Warn manual locking hubs are working its too bad i'll have to clean it off later. oh and all you little bastards need to plan some group thing so we can all hang out sometime since most of you can't drive. Damn little kids