Whoa.
On my f*cking God.
Okay. So yeah I gave up writing in here because college life deserves its own journal, but I'm here to say a few things that I have learned since coming to college.
1. Professors like to talk about sex.
2. The Boston Red Sox have too many crazy fans.
3. I'm ready for Hockey to come back.
4. I LIKE HAVING MY OWN SHOWER.
5. Life is better when there's baseball on TV.
6. There is a thing called 'Thirsty Thursday' and James is it's biggest fan. I don't envy him.
7. Missing a class is irrelevant, unless it's a small class.
8. Lee Silver's Book Remaking Eden can bite me in the ass. So can Lee Silver.
9. People who know they are boring are more boring than people who don't know.
10. Homosexual sex has been around since at least Ancient Greece.
11. 1815 was an amazing year over in Europe.
12. Mohegans and Mohicans ARE TWO DIFFERENT INDIAN TRIBES that live less than 100 miles from one another. Go figure!
13. Time goes by fast. Do your damn work, have fun later.
14. College students don't sleep.
15. Frat Row is the most awful place ever.
AND!
16. The Patriots are not invincible.
Thank you, thank you.
I now return to my home.
Always, forever
You and I.
I love you, Jason <3
Okay. So yeah I gave up writing in here because college life deserves its own journal, but I'm here to say a few things that I have learned since coming to college.
1. Professors like to talk about sex.
2. The Boston Red Sox have too many crazy fans.
3. I'm ready for Hockey to come back.
4. I LIKE HAVING MY OWN SHOWER.
5. Life is better when there's baseball on TV.
6. There is a thing called 'Thirsty Thursday' and James is it's biggest fan. I don't envy him.
7. Missing a class is irrelevant, unless it's a small class.
8. Lee Silver's Book Remaking Eden can bite me in the ass. So can Lee Silver.
9. People who know they are boring are more boring than people who don't know.
10. Homosexual sex has been around since at least Ancient Greece.
11. 1815 was an amazing year over in Europe.
12. Mohegans and Mohicans ARE TWO DIFFERENT INDIAN TRIBES that live less than 100 miles from one another. Go figure!
13. Time goes by fast. Do your damn work, have fun later.
14. College students don't sleep.
15. Frat Row is the most awful place ever.
AND!
16. The Patriots are not invincible.
Thank you, thank you.
I now return to my home.
Always, forever
You and I.
I love you, Jason <3