Dec 12, 2005 04:07
you know your a band geek when...
...The only reason youre lo0oking forward to spring break is because thats when the band trip is.
...When you are about to pass out and you are more worried about staying in step
you don’t find it odd to hear a person yell "I can’t find my pants" on a bus
-when someone tells you to blow hard the first thing you think of is your insturment
...you list your band director as an emergency contact.*
...you are actually PROUD to be in the lowest social classification in the school
...the phrase "let’s get naked!" is heard and no one turns around looking shocked
...you’re sitting in the waiting and thinking "i wish i had my instrument"
...you’ve sat in the back of the bus in your boxers just so someone will buy you dinner
...you’ve showered with you horn
(omg, Ida kids, this scares me, I wonder where this kid was from lol)
...you’re assigned projects in class and think "how can incorprate playing my instrument into this..."
...old friends have ditched you because you wont shut up about band
...double tounging doesn’t sound dirty
...you’ve seen all the band-hotties in their boxers
You know you’re a band geek when ur ideal date is meeting with ur bf/gf during halftime
- fingering doesnt sound dirty to you
... dating outside the band is like dating outside the species
~U burn Cds from ur band director
-you can balance a soda, a sandwich and your insturment without getting any crumbs on your uniform
...your favorite song is by someone who died over a hundred years ago.*
...you eat lunch in the band room
...you think band camp is fun.*
...you didn't realize other people don't.*
...someone blows a whistle and your head automatically snaps up.*
...you understand more Italian than English.
...people worry when they see you without an instrument.*
...you see your section more than your family.*
...you can put on a uniform in under ten minutes.*
...and you've timed yourself doing it.
...you take your younger sibling's barbies and make a marching band.*
...you actually like the smell of the band hall. (creepy)
Wow i dont know who wrote this, but its so true