HELLO MY GOOD LADY! *turns to Mar* AND GOOD SIR. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE...AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME. I'M JUST A KINDLY STRANGER!! *puts a fake mustache on and a top hat with a cape*
I AM THE VAMPIRE LESTAT. I DEMAND THE ASS MEATS, BITCH! *steals the sock monkey when nobody is looking and flies up in the air and is gone*
*is madly in love with your icon* <3
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Wait, nobody loves him. :D!!! xD
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*grabs pitchfork & torch* LET'S KILL THE UNLOVED BEAST! ;D
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Everybody: :::chases Aubrey after with a pitchfork lighted on fire:::
Maturin: :( :::LOVES AUBREY?::: xD
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*is quite proud* ^_^
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Maturin: :::BEATS YOU AT NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP AND DEFENSELESS:::
...You don't know who I'm talking about, do you? xD
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Jim: *comes to my rescue* ... nah, *joins in the beating*
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Everybody: :::FLEES:::
...:o!?
THIS IS JACK AUBREY:
( ... )
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-small-sock-monkey.jpg
THERE!
I like Captains. :(
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I AM THE VAMPIRE LESTAT. I DEMAND THE ASS MEATS, BITCH! *steals the sock monkey when nobody is looking and flies up in the air and is gone*
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Aw, we should find Lamb Chop... she could keep the sock monkey company! xD
*runs after Jim* I STILL LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
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Maturin: :::GETS REVENGE AND STARTS BANGING THE WALL VIOLENTLY:::
Aubrey: :'( :::crawls into a cot and dies:::
(Why did this make me laugh? xD)
Sam: :::FLIES INTO A BUG-ZAPPER:::
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*runs back with Jim handcuffed to me* ;D
Nooooo! *sniff* NOT AUBREY! WHY HIM?! WHY?
Eh, I didn't know who he was before today anyways. ^_^
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That must be a big fucking bug zapper. XD
*FLIES into the HUGE ASS BUG ZAPPER* ARRRRR! *FLIES AWAY* ....*makes a U-Turn* HEHEHHEE....*FLIES into it again*!!
Sock Monkey: *falls out of reach and lands on Jim's head* :OOOOO MAAAASTER!
EHHH??? *SWOOPS down, stealing the monkey and crushing Jim's head at the same time* VAHHH!
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