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This post will consist only of random lines of lyrics from the most absurd songs on my winamp playlist. And there will be no specification in the transition from song to song. Why am I doing this? Because "Spacelord, mother mother" is blasting through my speakers at this very moment. Let's just say I've yet to hear more inspiring words than the ones that follow.
I’ve been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days
When I don’t get my bath I take it out on the slaves
So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill
Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills
Some old guy,
bought me some,
alcohol,
we got drunk at the mall!
Suck it in suck it in suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Make a desperate move or else you'll win
And then begin
to see
What you're doing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf
I tried, well no in fact I lied
Could be financial suicide but I've got too much pride inside
To hide or slide
I'll do as I'll decide and let it ride until I've died
And only then shall I abide this tide
Of catchy little tunes
Of hip three minute ditties
I wanna bust all your balloons
I wanna burn all of your cities to the ground
I've found I will not mess around
Unless I play then hey
I will go on all day hear what I say
I have a prayer to pray
That's really all this was
And when I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't rely on luck because
The hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook...
On that you can rely
Riff-raff, street rat.
I don't buy that.
If only they'd
Look closer.
Would they
See a poor boy?
No siree.
They'd find out
There's so much
More to me.
IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT!
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
There's a log on the fire
and it burns like me for you
Tomorrow comes with one desire
to take me away it's true
It ain't easy to say goodbye
darling please don't start to cry
Cause girl you know I've got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn't so
Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone
I wear tight clothing and high heel shoes it doesn’t make me a prostitute
I like rap music wear hip-hop clothes
That doesn’t mean that I’m sellin dope
Oh my please forgive me for having
Straight hair
It doesn’t mean there’s another blood in
My heirs
I might date another race or color
Doesn’t mean I don’t like my strong
Black brothers
They made up their minds
And they started packing
They left before the sun came up that day
An exit to eternal summer slacking
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
They drank up the wine
And they got to talking
They now had more important things to say
And when the car broke down they started walking
Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
I can’t stop
The way I feel
Things you do
Don’t seem real
Tell you what I got in mind
’cause we’re runnin’ out of time
Won’t you ever set me free?
This waitin’ ’rounds killin’ me
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can’t help myself
I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
Mind...
Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' in holes
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!
Bitch, drop your overalls
And we fuck in the back of a horse stall
You're the ugly bitch I know
But I still fuck ya, red neck ho
Bitch, you's a ho
And ho you's a bitch
Everybody knows that you's a...
Funky bitch
My ratsaw can't even hang
With the wicked shit you've done
You go lynching with your gang
On a brother or a Mexican
Fuck, this shit may never quite
Bigots may never learn
I'll cut your motherfucking throat out, bigot
Now it's your turn
Bigots in the north seem to get respect
You know I'd choke that greasy neck
Step to the left, step to the right
In my piece, and I'll fuck your face up
Bitch, cuz I don't sleep
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't sleep"
In the south there's a lot of good faces
But shit, I'm gat on a fucking racists
Bitch, I can't tell from where I'm at
But it looks like your neck is red, fuck that
I'm about to step
So I can say I fucked a ho with a red neck
Look who's next, it's Mr. Clark,
The dirty old man from the trailer park.
Ya got your ticket? Thanks, take your coat off,
And later on, why not? I'll rip your throat off.
Let's take a walk down the hallway,
It's a long way, it takes all day,
And when ya get to the end, ya find a chair,
Ya see all the blood? Yeah, ya boy was just here!
We get all different kind of people comin' through,
Richies, chickens, and bitches just like you!
In the halls, everybody gets a turn,
To sit and witness your illusion before ya burn!
What do we have here? Oh dear!
No way! It looks like ya kids' in the ok
Ya daughter's chillin' up in college, top grade,
And your son's a fuckin' doctor, phat pay!
They got family, the kids, and it's all good!
They even coach little league in the neighborhood!
Is this true? Have ya really seen the holy ghost?
Naw, bitch! Not even close!
Back to reality, your son's on crack!
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back!
And they both fuckin' smell like shit,
And live in the gutter,
And sell crack to each other.
When they were kids, you'd beat 'em and leave 'em home!
And even whip 'em with the cord of the telephone!
And that reminds me man, hey you got a call!
Watch your step to hell, it's a long fall.
Come over here
All you got is this moment
The twenty-first century’s yesterday
You can care all you want
Everybody does yeah that’s okay
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I’ve got to let you know
I’ve got to let you know
You’re one of my kind
I need you tonight
’cause I’m not sleeping
There’s something about you girl
That makes me sweat
All girls all over the world,
original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
I love how all girls a move them body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!
Here I am different in this normal world
Why did you tease me? Made me feel upset
F**king stereotypes feeding their heads
I am ugly. Please just go away
Him!
I can see inside you fine
This blessing in disguise
Him!
Why do you treat me this way?
Made to hate to stay (Made the hurt stay)
I sound like I can never seem to escape
all the laughing, all th pain
If you were me, what would you do?
Nothing, probaly. You'd just throw me away
Faget!
I'm just a pretty boy, whatever you call it
You wouldn't know a real man if you saw it
It keeps going on day after day, son
you fake, if we don't want none
I'm sick and tired of people treating me this way everyday
Who gives a f**k?!
Right now I got something to say to all the people that think
I'm strange and I should be out here locked up in a cage
You don't know what the hell is up now anyway
You got this pretty-boy feeling
like I'm enslaved to a world that never
appreciated shit
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND F**KING LIKE IT!!!
a great adventure is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead
the journey before you may be long and filled with woahs
but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale cant be told
Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast
to find a wayout of a gay man's ass
the road ahead is filled with danger and fright
but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might
TALKING:
Lemmiwinks you are coming to the entrance of the small intestant
there you must seek out the sparrow prince
the sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead
dont look back Lemmiwinks or youll soon be dead
Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks the time is growing late
slow down now and seal your fate
SPARROW PRINCE:
i am the sparrow prince
long has my spirit been trapped in this place
before you lies the maze of the small intestants
one path leads to te stomach the other to certain doom
take with you this helmet and torch
let them be your guide
take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way
theres still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
ahead of you lies adventure and your strength still lies within
freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach god
beneath the depths of the lungs and heart
CATATAFISH:
you chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks
i am the catatafish
Catatafish of the stomach's cove
CATATAFISH:
if you answer this riddle the esophagas will let you pass
catatafish's riddle will soon be told
TALKING:
hang on Lemmiwinks
you solved the catatafish's riddle
now your trials are nearly through
Lemmiwinks has made it out
the tale is nearly through
great job Lemmiwinks
thanks to you we are all free
but your adventures are just begining
for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks
you are the gerbil king
ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING
now the ger the gerbil king has more adventures to go on
fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun
theres still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king is to be told another night
When Brian Boitano traveled through time, to the year 3010,
He fought the Evil Robot King and saved us all again!
And when Brian Boitano build the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kuhn,
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from....
Any...
Body...!
i was lying on the grass on sunday morning of last week
indulging in my self defeats
my mind was thugged, all laced and bugged, all twisted round and beat
uncomfortable three feet deep
now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
impaired my tribal lunar-speak
and of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
so i missed a million miles of fun
3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days!!
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!!
Give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...
Well Jon just came home now so I'll stop.
I’ve been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days
When I don’t get my bath I take it out on the slaves
So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill
Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills
Some old guy,
bought me some,
alcohol,
we got drunk at the mall!
Suck it in suck it in suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Make a desperate move or else you'll win
And then begin
to see
What you're doing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf
I tried, well no in fact I lied
Could be financial suicide but I've got too much pride inside
To hide or slide
I'll do as I'll decide and let it ride until I've died
And only then shall I abide this tide
Of catchy little tunes
Of hip three minute ditties
I wanna bust all your balloons
I wanna burn all of your cities to the ground
I've found I will not mess around
Unless I play then hey
I will go on all day hear what I say
I have a prayer to pray
That's really all this was
And when I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't rely on luck because
The hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook...
On that you can rely
Riff-raff, street rat.
I don't buy that.
If only they'd
Look closer.
Would they
See a poor boy?
No siree.
They'd find out
There's so much
More to me.
IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT!
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
There's a log on the fire
and it burns like me for you
Tomorrow comes with one desire
to take me away it's true
It ain't easy to say goodbye
darling please don't start to cry
Cause girl you know I've got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn't so
Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone
I wear tight clothing and high heel shoes it doesn’t make me a prostitute
I like rap music wear hip-hop clothes
That doesn’t mean that I’m sellin dope
Oh my please forgive me for having
Straight hair
It doesn’t mean there’s another blood in
My heirs
I might date another race or color
Doesn’t mean I don’t like my strong
Black brothers
They made up their minds
And they started packing
They left before the sun came up that day
An exit to eternal summer slacking
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
They drank up the wine
And they got to talking
They now had more important things to say
And when the car broke down they started walking
Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
I can’t stop
The way I feel
Things you do
Don’t seem real
Tell you what I got in mind
’cause we’re runnin’ out of time
Won’t you ever set me free?
This waitin’ ’rounds killin’ me
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can’t help myself
I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
Mind...
Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' in holes
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!
Bitch, drop your overalls
And we fuck in the back of a horse stall
You're the ugly bitch I know
But I still fuck ya, red neck ho
Bitch, you's a ho
And ho you's a bitch
Everybody knows that you's a...
Funky bitch
My ratsaw can't even hang
With the wicked shit you've done
You go lynching with your gang
On a brother or a Mexican
Fuck, this shit may never quite
Bigots may never learn
I'll cut your motherfucking throat out, bigot
Now it's your turn
Bigots in the north seem to get respect
You know I'd choke that greasy neck
Step to the left, step to the right
In my piece, and I'll fuck your face up
Bitch, cuz I don't sleep
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't sleep"
In the south there's a lot of good faces
But shit, I'm gat on a fucking racists
Bitch, I can't tell from where I'm at
But it looks like your neck is red, fuck that
I'm about to step
So I can say I fucked a ho with a red neck
Look who's next, it's Mr. Clark,
The dirty old man from the trailer park.
Ya got your ticket? Thanks, take your coat off,
And later on, why not? I'll rip your throat off.
Let's take a walk down the hallway,
It's a long way, it takes all day,
And when ya get to the end, ya find a chair,
Ya see all the blood? Yeah, ya boy was just here!
We get all different kind of people comin' through,
Richies, chickens, and bitches just like you!
In the halls, everybody gets a turn,
To sit and witness your illusion before ya burn!
What do we have here? Oh dear!
No way! It looks like ya kids' in the ok
Ya daughter's chillin' up in college, top grade,
And your son's a fuckin' doctor, phat pay!
They got family, the kids, and it's all good!
They even coach little league in the neighborhood!
Is this true? Have ya really seen the holy ghost?
Naw, bitch! Not even close!
Back to reality, your son's on crack!
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back!
And they both fuckin' smell like shit,
And live in the gutter,
And sell crack to each other.
When they were kids, you'd beat 'em and leave 'em home!
And even whip 'em with the cord of the telephone!
And that reminds me man, hey you got a call!
Watch your step to hell, it's a long fall.
Come over here
All you got is this moment
The twenty-first century’s yesterday
You can care all you want
Everybody does yeah that’s okay
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I’ve got to let you know
I’ve got to let you know
You’re one of my kind
I need you tonight
’cause I’m not sleeping
There’s something about you girl
That makes me sweat
All girls all over the world,
original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
I love how all girls a move them body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!
Here I am different in this normal world
Why did you tease me? Made me feel upset
F**king stereotypes feeding their heads
I am ugly. Please just go away
Him!
I can see inside you fine
This blessing in disguise
Him!
Why do you treat me this way?
Made to hate to stay (Made the hurt stay)
I sound like I can never seem to escape
all the laughing, all th pain
If you were me, what would you do?
Nothing, probaly. You'd just throw me away
Faget!
I'm just a pretty boy, whatever you call it
You wouldn't know a real man if you saw it
It keeps going on day after day, son
you fake, if we don't want none
I'm sick and tired of people treating me this way everyday
Who gives a f**k?!
Right now I got something to say to all the people that think
I'm strange and I should be out here locked up in a cage
You don't know what the hell is up now anyway
You got this pretty-boy feeling
like I'm enslaved to a world that never
appreciated shit
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND F**KING LIKE IT!!!
a great adventure is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead
the journey before you may be long and filled with woahs
but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale cant be told
Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast
to find a wayout of a gay man's ass
the road ahead is filled with danger and fright
but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might
TALKING:
Lemmiwinks you are coming to the entrance of the small intestant
there you must seek out the sparrow prince
the sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead
dont look back Lemmiwinks or youll soon be dead
Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks the time is growing late
slow down now and seal your fate
SPARROW PRINCE:
i am the sparrow prince
long has my spirit been trapped in this place
before you lies the maze of the small intestants
one path leads to te stomach the other to certain doom
take with you this helmet and torch
let them be your guide
take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way
theres still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
ahead of you lies adventure and your strength still lies within
freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach god
beneath the depths of the lungs and heart
CATATAFISH:
you chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks
i am the catatafish
Catatafish of the stomach's cove
CATATAFISH:
if you answer this riddle the esophagas will let you pass
catatafish's riddle will soon be told
TALKING:
hang on Lemmiwinks
you solved the catatafish's riddle
now your trials are nearly through
Lemmiwinks has made it out
the tale is nearly through
great job Lemmiwinks
thanks to you we are all free
but your adventures are just begining
for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks
you are the gerbil king
ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING
now the ger the gerbil king has more adventures to go on
fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun
theres still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king is to be told another night
When Brian Boitano traveled through time, to the year 3010,
He fought the Evil Robot King and saved us all again!
And when Brian Boitano build the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kuhn,
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from....
Any...
Body...!
i was lying on the grass on sunday morning of last week
indulging in my self defeats
my mind was thugged, all laced and bugged, all twisted round and beat
uncomfortable three feet deep
now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
impaired my tribal lunar-speak
and of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
so i missed a million miles of fun
3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days!!
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!!
Give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...
Well Jon just came home now so I'll stop.