May 10, 2005 19:40
Last night I had a bunch of people over my house because my rents are in Florida. But after I invited a few people over from "the essex crew", I realized that Jamey and I had already made plans to watch the new Xplay and Attack of the Show for that night. So he came over anyway, and we watched the new Xplay and such, which was awesome-- the review of the Johnny Mosely skiing game was fucking hilarious. I can't even begin to explain it. Then I forced Jamey to fix my computers' network. He did, and it rocks, even though it's still kind of lagging, but I'm guessing that's because Verizon DSL is starting to fucking blow as of late. I woke up this morning to a nice hangover and anticipating a huge mess to clean up. It wasn't that bad of a mess, though. But there were a few bricks. Annoying. Waste of perfectly good beer. I cleaned everything up, though, and even did the dishes already. Spotless. I even got a couple hours of Zelda in today... like I haven't been getting a couple or more hours of fucking Zelda in every day as of late.
Has anyone seen the commercial for the new terrible show on G4TechTV--"The Whip Set"? Up until that commercial, I have never seen a black man wearing a fucking Motorhead shirt. Ha.
I Tivoed this show, "14 kids and one on the way", off the TLC network... for fun. It's sick. This really, really, really, really, REALLY Christian couple has 14 kids... and, you guessed it--one on the way! Oh my goodness... the brainwashing that is taking place in this poor family. So the mother home school's all the children-- isn't have 14 fucking kids enough? Imagine having 14 kids... and not even getting the few hours off every afternoon while the kids were at school? And this lady... she has the most amazingly huge, feathered bangs that start at her side burns, stretching all the way around the lining of her face, and just go out in a 6 inch in diameter backwards curl... it breaks all the laws of gravity. God is holding those locks in place... trust me. So the family goes on a "field trip" in "school", to watch people caulk some new kind of siding into a house they're building... yes, dead serious. Then they show mom teaching some 4, 5 and 6 year olds about filing for bankruptcy, and what it means... don't you think that's just a little too big of a concept for a toddler to grasp? I don't know, maybe it's just me. So the mom talks about their laundry, and the clothes they let their children wear... anything that draws attention to their face, (which explains the Mom's bangs), and these dresses the girls are forced to wear, and I'm talking the 5 year olds all the way up to the 15 year olds... look like multi-colored Pilgrim uniforms. I'm not exaggerating. Then they show the three oldest daughters... YES ONLY THE GIRLS... making dinner. I don't normally care about those kind of things... but these girls are being brainwashed into thinking they are meant to only do those sort of things. It's sad. They make... Tater Tot casserole. Don't ask. Just... don't ask. It makes me sick that we're allowing these poor children to be this sheltered. I can't even elaborate any further. It makes me too sick.
On a lighter note… my grandmother made some kick ass pasta tonight. Mmm…