http://fatwreck.com/banddetail.php3?sd=Qig0d9HRMXIAAFt85KM&code=FIRE Jericho is added... they're touring with Against Me! and not fucking coming here. I want to kill them for that. I might go to another state to see that fucking show cause it would be fucking awesome.
Someone deleted my account on allmyimages.com and none of my pictures that I've loaded onto Livejournal work now. It makes me want to die.
Eddie Izzard is a fucking funny British comedian.
"Performing enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can
swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be
banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play to you.
That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in
the distance."
"‘Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?"
"I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, “Oh, my God! What haven’t I…? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven’t quite done that… The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it’s leaning… Oh, shi… done! Toilets in French camping sites… there we go. English football hooligans… there we go, whatever that is… Mrs. Thatcher’s heart… there we go… oh, fuck that! I know, I’ll put a stone in, that’ll work! There we go…”
The next week, I think, people are coming back, going,
“Rwanda doesn’t work very well; infrastructure’s fucked.”