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[xxxbadger]

saturdays haven't been like this. i went to nordstrom rack today - my mom needed to get out, and hung out in the group dressing room to watch an obnoxious housewife with really great tits and really bad taste. i wasn't in bad spirits until i got to park avenue for my waxing appointment. i got pissed trying to parallel park and had to buy a parking

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[schmiddy]

you know, 10 dollars says if you got a friend to do it for you.. it would be a much more enjoyable and relaxed experience. besides the, you know.. intense amount of pain and no doubt itchyness.
why.. am i thinking about that.

[xxxbadger]

i dont really think ill ever ever wax that area again. the thought of waxing my legs seems soothing compared to that.

[schmiddy]

yikes.
i understand

[schmiddy]

A couple of weeks ago my sisters friend needed someone to 'model' for her while she was taking her spa license test. She waxed my legs, bikini, arm pits, upper lip, eyebrows, and tinted my lashes [for free]. That was an experience. It took almost 3 hours. Asami, if your ever going to wax anything again try your arm pits. That was my favorite. She used hard wax [it goes on hot and dries like candle wax... and it's green]. It was kind of fun, very satisfying noise. I think the bikini was the most painful and the had the least to show for it. My legs turned out well, they hurt the least and are still soft. The whole process is a bit over-rated I think.
~alandra

[schmiddy]

i'll tell you who needs a good wax job
holy crap, its like the amazon.

and not the friendly creatures either. we're talking a one-toed sloth.
yuck.

[schmiddy]

yea....

i'd hit that.