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FIRST YOU PICK 10 CHARACTERS FROM A STORY/MANGA/COMIC/WHATEVER YOU DO OTHER THAN YOUR MAIN CHARACTER
(I'm picking my R+ thingy)
1. Boo
2. Schneider
3. Smou
4. Flake
5.Dero
6.Sid
7.Till
8.Olli
9.Richard
10.Paul
THEN YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS FROM YOUR MAIN CHARACTER'S POV
(Ayla)
WHAT WOULD SHE DO IF...
1.Number 1 (Boo) woke her up in the middle of the night?
> Swear angrily and throw him off the bed. Depending on how cute he looked at that moment.
2. Number 2 (Schneider) asked her to go out with him?
> Point out they are in fact going to get married so they are already going out. Then call him a fuckface
3. Number 3 (Smou) walked into the bathroom while she was showering?
> Kick him out because he's likely to be rifling through the clothes
4. Number 4 (Flake) cooked her dinner?
> Refuse to eat it because it'll probbo be some Polish crap which she refuses to eat...greasy slop
5. Number 5 (Dero) was lying next to her on the beach, sleeping?
> Make a sand mermaid around him so he's be trapped. With breasts. As is the way.
6. Number 8 (Olli) got into the hospital somehow?
> Ask what was worng with him only to get the answer of '...' so she'd sit in the hospital with him. No conversation. Woo.
7. Number 9 (Richard) made fun of her friends?
> Slap him and rub in the fact he can't have any Schneider loving while he sobs on he floor, mascara running down his face
8. Number 10 (Paul) ignored her all the time?
> Steal his bags of nuts - hazelnuts, peanuts, almonds, you name it, she'll steal it. Fucking squirrel with the audacity to ignore HER
WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?
1. Two serial killers are hunting them down. What will Number 1 (Boo) do?
> Bat his huge yees them. Everyone's a sucker for Boo's charms.
2. They are on a vacation with Number 2 (Schneider) and she manages to break her leg. What does Number 2 do?
> Panics. A lot. Flailing arms. The works. Then helps the only way he knows how - bites her head
3. It's her birthday. What will 3 (Smou) give her?
> A bow and arrow
4. They are stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Flake) do?
> Try and put out the flames with a fire extinguisher but only make it worse in the process (Thats right - I havent forgotten what happened to Till, Flake)
5. They are about to do something that'll make her feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Dero) do?
> Will try and make the best out of it with a her-uge grin and while she's distracted by shame, touch her up a bit
6. She is about to marry Number 10. (Paul) What's Number 6's (Sid) reaction?
> Lick his own ass
7. She got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Till) cheer you up?
> Get the dumper, tie them to a chair and set them on fire. As is the way with the Tillian Philosophy
8. She is angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Olli) calm you down?
> keeps completely silent while Ayla rants about it all before she tires herself out and falls on a pile on the floor
9. She competes in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Richard) support you?
> compose some drippy song about it with an acoustic guitar to cheer her on
10. She can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Paul) do?
> Join in with the laughing. He ain't so bright
RELATIONSHIP PART
1. Number 1 (Boo) is all you've ever dreamed of.
> Are you saying she's into beastiality?
2. Number 2 (Schneider) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Richard). Your reaction?
> Scream that the rumors were try and then try to rip him to shreds before running off and sobbing somewhere lol
3. You're dating Number 3 (Smou) and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?
> No because he's an imp.Ass
4. Number 4 (Flake) loves Number 9 (Richard) as well. What does that mean?
> Ayla and Salem will have to go on a killing spree
5. Number 6 (Sid) appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What does she do?
> He's a fucking cat
6. She had a haircut and Number 7(Till) can't stop looking at her. What goes on in her mind?
> 'What's on my face'
7. Number 8 (Olli) thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?
> Rejoice in the fact he has actually spoken and then point out he isn't gay
8. Number 9 (Richard) is too shy to face her and confesses his love by sending her an e-mail. Now what?
> Become very confused, mess around with his head abit, come to the conclusion that she in the middle of some huge love shape thing and play around with his heart some more while sending him messages advertising penis enlargers
FRIENDSHIP PART
1. Could Number 1 (Boo) and Number 6 (Sid) be soul mates?
> No - because 1) they're brothers and 2) they are cats
2. Would Number 2 (Schneider) trust Number 5 (Dero)?
> Nope not after the priest faceoff and him stealing 'Head In Bosom Time' from him
3. Number 3 (Smou) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Till) come along?
> Sure -they could both shoplift together
4. Number 4 (Flake) is bored and pokes Number 10. (Paul) What happens after that?
> They poke each other til the clouds come home. Paul brings the fun out of everyone
5. Number 5 (Dero) and Number 1 (Boo) are forced to go back to school together.
What study will they pick?
> Boo will probably do something gay with textiles. Dero will just shrug anyway and write notes and send them around the class while throwing paper airplanes.
6. If Number 6 (Sid) and Number 3 (Smou) cooked dinner, what would they make?
> Something with gratuitous amounts of meat
7. Number 7 (Till) and Number 9 (Richard) apply for a job. What job?
> LI'm guessing anything flame-related. Not safe to have two pyros together
8. Number 8 (Olli) gives Number 5 (Dero) a haircut. Is that okay?
> Dero will be screaming because he doesn't want to be bald again dammit! He loves his spikes!
9. Number 9 (Richard) sketches what Number 6's (Sid) perfect girlfriend should look like.
> A female cat with cat food
10. Number 10 (Paul) and Number 8 (Olli) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
> God knows - I think we should all just be happy Olli's talking at all
ENDE!