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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave mister_shhh a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I helped jesusfreakxx across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (10 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
xxxannaxxx