I thought hell was supposed to be HOT.

[xxx_nana]

When I woke up here, I thought I was DEAD.

The last thing I remember before waking up face down in the snow was being so drunk I could barely stand. Then I wake up here and some broad is telling me I have to go to school, write in this stupid thing - and that I can't go back home.

I need a cigarette.

Comments

[leviathin_sin]

Wait the bitch actually explained that much to you? Tch, aren't you lucky.

[xxx_nana]

I kept bugging her until she spit it all out.

[leviathin_sin]

...You're a genius. You're missing a vital bit of info though.

[xxx_nana]

What's that?

[leviathin_sin]

From what I've learned, this place is some kind of world between worlds that defies all logic behind time and space is nulled, so if you see yourself walking around at any point in time, don't be surprised.

[xxx_nana]

This is like something out of a weird manga.

[leviathin_sin]

Indeed...So are you just a normal human or can you do stuff?

[xxx_nana]

Well, in my world I don't think anyone would have considered me "normal"...

But I assume you're asking if I have any freaky magic powers and crap.

So, "normal human", I guess is my answer.

My name is Nana, by the way.

[leviathin_sin]

Envy, pleasure's all mind Nana-chan~.

[xxx_nana]

Envy, eh? Cool name.

So, which are you?

[leviathin_sin]

...I do believe that's the first time anyone besides Pride has said that.

....Which am I what?

[xxx_nana]

Pride...?

Normal human or can you "do stuff"?

[leviathin_sin]

...I guess he's kinda' like a little brother...though slave is more appropriate.

...I'm a humunculus.

[xxx_nana]

"Humunculus?"

[leviathin_sin]

...Well that rules out the chance of you being from Amestris. Alright a humunculus is *insert long and detailed explanation here cause I'm lazy*

[xxx_nana]

Woah.

Hope you don't mind me saying, but that's kinda fucked up.

Cool though.