top ten.
(1) List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people!
I tag: artisuseless, deathmusicalbed, rydenyourhog, broken-not-fine, mikikoshikawa
ps. this list will probably consist of a few girls, lmao. Tbh, I could make a top 10 of women faster than men.
10) Angelina Jolie.
She is so gorgeous, those lips, omg. I can't decide who's luckier: her for dating Brad or Brad for dating HER. I don't know what turned me onto her, she's just fucking hot. Omg. -drool-
9) Simon Amstell.
He's kinda perfect. Like, I'd probably just fuck him because he's cheered me up so many times. Thank you fuck? I mean, he's cute in a dorky way. And witty, sarcastic, blunt, everything that is perfect in a personality. Ilhim.<3
8) Jessica Alba.
SHE. IS. SO. FUCKING. HOT. SKDOSJGMFDSKL. The movie The Love Guru did it for me. I didn't even care I was around a bunch of kids from my school, the only thing I could process was how. fucking. hot. she. is.
7) Monstercock Jon Walker.
He is everything perfect in the world. Forreal. He's just Jon Walker. There's no reason to explain, unf unf unf. WANT.
6) Russell Brand.
Okay. Okay UNFUNFNOMUNFFAP. Seriously. I can't remember the first time I discovered him... Big Fat Quiz of the Year, 2006? Maybe. I don't remember. But I remember the camera just rolled past his face and I was like, "Uh, what?" so I keep watching and then UNFORGASMNOM. He is too perfect, omg. Love<3
5) Noel Fielding.
Ugh, my love. Really, he's too fucking gorgeous. He has better style than anyone I know, as well. Ergh, plus he has a big cock. That's enough reasoning for me.
4) William Beckett.
You know, all the slash I've read involving Bill makes him sound like a submissive FBR slut (and he is), so I could never imagine him fucking a girl. I just can't, it makes me laugh. But even so, omnomthosehipsomnom. I could get off just looking at them.
3) Gabriel Saporta.
Um. To be completely honest, one fuck with him = 48594549 fucks with the rest of these people. Oh my god, imagine how good he is in bed. And imagine him dirty-talking you in Spanish. Seriously, no amount of unfs or noms or faps can amount to his gorgeousness. None.
2) Brendon Urie.
Okay, how could you make a list and NOT include this son of a bitch? He's my bb, he really is. And to think I doubted his perfection once. :| He's just. Nrghhhh. Two-pump chump or not (lmaolanajade), ilhim. He could abuse me and yell ride that dick during sex all he wanted to, I would still let him fuck me til the break of dawn.
1) Johnny Depp.
I'm not even gonna say I'd have sex with him, even though I would. In a heartbeat. Tbh, he's not even sexy. He's beautiful. Like. I'm not even supposed to get all sappy on a top ten celebrities you'd FUCK list, but okay. He's my hero and ilhim. Too much. Hothothot. I'd do him in a second, no questions asked.
Honorable mentions: Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Patrick Stump, Heath Ledger, Helena Bonham Carter, Travis McCoy.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people!
I tag: artisuseless, deathmusicalbed, rydenyourhog, broken-not-fine, mikikoshikawa
ps. this list will probably consist of a few girls, lmao. Tbh, I could make a top 10 of women faster than men.
10) Angelina Jolie.
She is so gorgeous, those lips, omg. I can't decide who's luckier: her for dating Brad or Brad for dating HER. I don't know what turned me onto her, she's just fucking hot. Omg. -drool-
9) Simon Amstell.
He's kinda perfect. Like, I'd probably just fuck him because he's cheered me up so many times. Thank you fuck? I mean, he's cute in a dorky way. And witty, sarcastic, blunt, everything that is perfect in a personality. Ilhim.<3
8) Jessica Alba.
SHE. IS. SO. FUCKING. HOT. SKDOSJGMFDSKL. The movie The Love Guru did it for me. I didn't even care I was around a bunch of kids from my school, the only thing I could process was how. fucking. hot. she. is.
7) Monstercock Jon Walker.
He is everything perfect in the world. Forreal. He's just Jon Walker. There's no reason to explain, unf unf unf. WANT.
6) Russell Brand.
Okay. Okay UNFUNFNOMUNFFAP. Seriously. I can't remember the first time I discovered him... Big Fat Quiz of the Year, 2006? Maybe. I don't remember. But I remember the camera just rolled past his face and I was like, "Uh, what?" so I keep watching and then UNFORGASMNOM. He is too perfect, omg. Love<3
5) Noel Fielding.
Ugh, my love. Really, he's too fucking gorgeous. He has better style than anyone I know, as well. Ergh, plus he has a big cock. That's enough reasoning for me.
4) William Beckett.
You know, all the slash I've read involving Bill makes him sound like a submissive FBR slut (and he is), so I could never imagine him fucking a girl. I just can't, it makes me laugh. But even so, omnomthosehipsomnom. I could get off just looking at them.
3) Gabriel Saporta.
Um. To be completely honest, one fuck with him = 48594549 fucks with the rest of these people. Oh my god, imagine how good he is in bed. And imagine him dirty-talking you in Spanish. Seriously, no amount of unfs or noms or faps can amount to his gorgeousness. None.
2) Brendon Urie.
Okay, how could you make a list and NOT include this son of a bitch? He's my bb, he really is. And to think I doubted his perfection once. :| He's just. Nrghhhh. Two-pump chump or not (lmaolanajade), ilhim. He could abuse me and yell ride that dick during sex all he wanted to, I would still let him fuck me til the break of dawn.
1) Johnny Depp.
I'm not even gonna say I'd have sex with him, even though I would. In a heartbeat. Tbh, he's not even sexy. He's beautiful. Like. I'm not even supposed to get all sappy on a top ten celebrities you'd FUCK list, but okay. He's my hero and ilhim. Too much. Hothothot. I'd do him in a second, no questions asked.
Honorable mentions: Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, Patrick Stump, Heath Ledger, Helena Bonham Carter, Travis McCoy.