Shut Up Hoe
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Very Much so, unfortunatley.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I never have time, and TV sucks.)
× I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (It's like, my life. If you didn't know that already, then you are insane.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Gay Gay Gay.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Yeahhh. They're funny.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Who's honest anymore?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes All The Fucking Time.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Very very much so. I have become more collected, and I have realized a lot of things.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Oops.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (ALLL THE TIMMEEEE)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Hahahah you don't even know.)
✓ I love sushi. (Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sushi)
× I talk really, really fast. (LIKEOMGXNOWAYYYYYY)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Who the fuck has fresh breath in the morning. No one.)
✓ I have long hair. (It's Medium Long. It has the word Long in it.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Yeah she's a pain in the ass but I love her.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Yeah yeah yeah...)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (If you're a telemarketer, I want to fuck with you. Jet's Pizza Anyone?)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I do a lot of the time, but just as much I don't.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Not about anything important.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Thatttt's very true.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Bullet Dodge Neo, and I can make boys....nevermind :])
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (We were just talking about this yesterday. Like, EVERYONE knows me.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (And made out. Problem?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (I enjoy talking period.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Shopping is fun. When I have money)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who call's it mobile phone? Get with the 2006'ssssss it's CELL phone.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (oops.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (A few people, actually.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Salene and Lucien.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes. I love babies.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I know I do, and I am not afraid to admit it.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Veryyyyyyyy. Usually. Until I get comfortable.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Pretty Much. I have no life.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (9.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol yes, drugs no.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Yeah, so shoot me.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Yes. I am lame.)
× I enjoy some country music. (Fuck country music.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Each and every one of them.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (At times. Thats why Im slow at some things.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And because you get to dress up!!)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Hahahahah Yessssss. Brittany! Hehehe.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Very. I'm sure THAT will change.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I'm straight. So I wouldn't be obsessed with girls.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I don't care.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Yeah. Whatev)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I go for older and younger. It doesn't matter.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (And I still fail horribly.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (My dad is a highly skilled machinist, has been all his life, worked for NASCAR and Jack Roush, used to Drag race, and has a race car. What do you think?)
✓ I love my job(s). (Free Movies and Games, and fun people.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I love my life mostly. I love my friends, I love it.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Nose, cartilage and navel, soon to be lip.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I'm half hillbilly. So what.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (If I did would I still be here?)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Turtles!!!! ♥)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Going to Ferris :])
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (Yes. I am actually 100% African.)
✓ I am a pyro. (FIRE?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (I hate that..)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Yeah....It's not the greatest feeling in the world.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Not worst in the sense of them as a person, just people who don't like me.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (::squee::)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I have amazing toes. I can wrie with them and everything.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I have ridden a horse about 5 times in my life. I love it.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I keep everything.)
× I talk in my sleep. (If I was sleeping I wouldn't know.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I should have been born hundreds of thousands of years from now. I like fururistic things.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Music, Phone, Computer, Food, Talking, Video Games. Yep.)
× I wear a toe ring. (My toes are too big and man like.)
× I have a tattoo. (I will have one soon. Well, many one day.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (No names.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Who wouldn't?)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I collect everything, but it's not nonsensical.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Very very much so. In every aspect fo the sense.)
× I am ambidextrous. (Freaks!)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (Big ugly man feet.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Yeah. I don't care. I'm bored.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (On one account on Myspace I have 1,400. But my personal account I have 282, and there's more because not everyone has a Myspace.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Pom, Dance what can I say?)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (KISSING ALL THE WAY.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (It's going to be awesome.)
× I smoke. (Smoking is for losers.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Yeahhhh I need a life.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (That is sadly true.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm a sensitive whore.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Many to me is more than 5. I know about 7.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I am always afraid to dissappoint and hurt and bug people.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I daydream all day.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Very very passionatley. I've witnessed it, and I know it's there. I can't describe it.)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not with people, but with games or movies or something.)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Hahahahaha yes I do that.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Any money spent on silly things is wasted, but I do it far too much.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Drama comes to me. I beat it with a stick.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Asia what what?)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Almost every day of my life.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Unless it's softball. I know I'm good at that.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Japanese bitches.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (If I'm tired, I'm out.)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Not a night but a good 6 hours haha.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (what?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Again, sensitive whore.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (People are gay. Animals are fluffy and cute.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sega Saturn, PS1, Pico, Game Boy. Haha.)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I have bad problems with my back and knees.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Yeah. Laugh if you must.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (I LOVE MILK.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (I use antibacterial stuff religiously at work, if I had it here I would too.)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I dislike my hair right now.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (N3rd!)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Grilled cheese with ketchup.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I loveeeeeeee history.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Hahahah many an hour I have wasted in Scraft looking for my car.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (It's part of being a teenager.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Then there wouldn't be so many problems.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (When no one is around :])
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Hahahahaha guess whoooooo.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Drama Nerd!)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I fucking love burritos.)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm part Irish, yes. But I don't obsess about like most do.)
× I have a thing for redheads.
✓ I am a twin! (Jay Kissel ♥ The Ach Nigga Twins.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Like everyone and their mother.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I am a sloth)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I feel I failed a huge part of my educational career.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (So I can dye my hair bright white. Yeahhhh.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Only ones that bands officially post for samples.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I like that shit. I am a comical nerd.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (As long as its somewhat clean.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Always.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Sofball bitches)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yeah I was like wtf. When is this ending.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Very Much so, unfortunatley.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I never have time, and TV sucks.)
× I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (It's like, my life. If you didn't know that already, then you are insane.)
× I've tried marijuana. (Gay Gay Gay.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Yeahhh. They're funny.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Who's honest anymore?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes All The Fucking Time.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Very very much so. I have become more collected, and I have realized a lot of things.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Oops.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (ALLL THE TIMMEEEE)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (Hahahah you don't even know.)
✓ I love sushi. (Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sushi)
× I talk really, really fast. (LIKEOMGXNOWAYYYYYY)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Who the fuck has fresh breath in the morning. No one.)
✓ I have long hair. (It's Medium Long. It has the word Long in it.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Yeah she's a pain in the ass but I love her.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Yeah yeah yeah...)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (If you're a telemarketer, I want to fuck with you. Jet's Pizza Anyone?)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I do a lot of the time, but just as much I don't.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Not about anything important.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Thatttt's very true.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Bullet Dodge Neo, and I can make boys....nevermind :])
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (We were just talking about this yesterday. Like, EVERYONE knows me.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (And made out. Problem?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (I enjoy talking period.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Shopping is fun. When I have money)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Who call's it mobile phone? Get with the 2006'ssssss it's CELL phone.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (oops.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (A few people, actually.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Salene and Lucien.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yes. I love babies.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I know I do, and I am not afraid to admit it.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Veryyyyyyyy. Usually. Until I get comfortable.)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Pretty Much. I have no life.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (9.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol yes, drugs no.)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Yeah, so shoot me.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Yes. I am lame.)
× I enjoy some country music. (Fuck country music.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Each and every one of them.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (At times. Thats why Im slow at some things.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And because you get to dress up!!)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Hahahahah Yessssss. Brittany! Hehehe.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Very. I'm sure THAT will change.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I'm straight. So I wouldn't be obsessed with girls.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I don't care.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Yeah. Whatev)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I go for older and younger. It doesn't matter.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (And I still fail horribly.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (My dad is a highly skilled machinist, has been all his life, worked for NASCAR and Jack Roush, used to Drag race, and has a race car. What do you think?)
✓ I love my job(s). (Free Movies and Games, and fun people.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I love my life mostly. I love my friends, I love it.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Nose, cartilage and navel, soon to be lip.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I'm half hillbilly. So what.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (If I did would I still be here?)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Turtles!!!! ♥)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Going to Ferris :])
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (Yes. I am actually 100% African.)
✓ I am a pyro. (FIRE?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (I hate that..)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Yeah....It's not the greatest feeling in the world.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Not worst in the sense of them as a person, just people who don't like me.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (::squee::)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I have amazing toes. I can wrie with them and everything.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I have ridden a horse about 5 times in my life. I love it.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I keep everything.)
× I talk in my sleep. (If I was sleeping I wouldn't know.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I should have been born hundreds of thousands of years from now. I like fururistic things.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Music, Phone, Computer, Food, Talking, Video Games. Yep.)
× I wear a toe ring. (My toes are too big and man like.)
× I have a tattoo. (I will have one soon. Well, many one day.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (No names.)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Who wouldn't?)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I collect everything, but it's not nonsensical.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Very very much so. In every aspect fo the sense.)
× I am ambidextrous. (Freaks!)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (Big ugly man feet.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Yeah. I don't care. I'm bored.)
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (On one account on Myspace I have 1,400. But my personal account I have 282, and there's more because not everyone has a Myspace.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Pom, Dance what can I say?)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (KISSING ALL THE WAY.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (It's going to be awesome.)
× I smoke. (Smoking is for losers.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Yeahhhh I need a life.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (That is sadly true.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm a sensitive whore.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Many to me is more than 5. I know about 7.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I am always afraid to dissappoint and hurt and bug people.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I daydream all day.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Very very passionatley. I've witnessed it, and I know it's there. I can't describe it.)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not with people, but with games or movies or something.)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Hahahahaha yes I do that.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Any money spent on silly things is wasted, but I do it far too much.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Drama comes to me. I beat it with a stick.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Asia what what?)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Almost every day of my life.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Unless it's softball. I know I'm good at that.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Japanese bitches.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (If I'm tired, I'm out.)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn't)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Not a night but a good 6 hours haha.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (what?)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Again, sensitive whore.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (People are gay. Animals are fluffy and cute.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sega Saturn, PS1, Pico, Game Boy. Haha.)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I have bad problems with my back and knees.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Yeah. Laugh if you must.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (I LOVE MILK.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (I use antibacterial stuff religiously at work, if I had it here I would too.)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I dislike my hair right now.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (N3rd!)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Grilled cheese with ketchup.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I loveeeeeeee history.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Hahahah many an hour I have wasted in Scraft looking for my car.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (It's part of being a teenager.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Then there wouldn't be so many problems.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (When no one is around :])
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Hahahahaha guess whoooooo.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Drama Nerd!)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I fucking love burritos.)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm part Irish, yes. But I don't obsess about like most do.)
× I have a thing for redheads.
✓ I am a twin! (Jay Kissel ♥ The Ach Nigga Twins.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Like everyone and their mother.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I am a sloth)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I feel I failed a huge part of my educational career.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (So I can dye my hair bright white. Yeahhhh.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Only ones that bands officially post for samples.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I like that shit. I am a comical nerd.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (As long as its somewhat clean.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Always.)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Sofball bitches)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Yeah I was like wtf. When is this ending.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
This weekend was amazing.Update later