Last Night..er...this morning
So Stefani calls me at around 12:00 shes like "Hey wanna go to GC Cafe with me? I miss you!" So I tell my mom I'm going out, we go, were there for a little, and Steve shows up. We were talking, y'know chillin. Talking about boobs, and what not. And I had pop, and I burped really loud. And this guy kiddie corner from us goes "Hell yeah!! That was kickass! I am jealous I can't even burp that loud. Do it again!" It was soooo funny he was going on about it. And every time I burped hes like "Easy!" I was lik "Sorry!" He's like "No continue" I was like but I have no more pop. So he yells across the restaurant "SOMEONE GET THIS GIRL ANOTHER POP!" hahaha. Then Stefani informed me that these 2 people would be coming to see us. And that they were stupid.
I'm thinking, great. Stupid people. I hate stupid people. Hahah Bill Engvall. Anyway, so I'm like ugh. They called like 574987594837983 times, because they couldn't find GC Cafe. They were like "JCpenny? Where at?" Dumbasses.
So, they get there right? Its like this. I am facing towards Ford Road, sitting by myself. Stefani and Steve are across from me. The 2 dudes pull up a table and sit. This Anthony kid was a good 3 feet from me, and Anthony was across from me. It was all fine and good until Steve left.
Then, this Asshole anthony kid goes "This will only feel weird for a second" And Like, scrunches up next to me and like almost sits literally on me. And hes like "See, just a sec" I was like.. uhh ok. Then I went to fold my leg and move away and he's like "It's ok you can touch my leg, it's sweet." Then he like runs his hand up and down my leg and is like "Hey, your legs feel pretty sweet too" I am thinking OH MY GOD. I texted Stefani I was like this kid is an ass dude. lol . So I was trying to play with my phone and not talk to this kid and he's like. "Are you taking pictures of stuff?" Im like "No My memory is full" Hes like "Oh yeah, what kind of pictures you got there?" I was like...uhh...Hes like "I guarantee you I have crazier shit than anyone no matter what it is. Hey got any nude pictures of you?" Im like holy, fucking shit. Get a clue dude. So then he continues to have a ginormous ego and say his penis is really big, and shows me this picture of him on his phone where he's trying to show off and it didn't work at all. So I texted Paul, and I was like HELP ME! So his friend Benji calls me, and was like what's wrong? I didn't know who it was but he told me and he's like well here's Paul. Paul is like "Is someone in need of assistance?" And I didnt want to talk about it front of this kid, so I go to the bathroom.
I told Paul what happened and Pauls like, wow what an ass. I was like come up here and pose as my bf, this guys pissing me off. Hes like okay ill be right there. So I go and sit back down, and I take a drink of my pop. Oh and not to mention this Anthony kid was making a fucking mess. He filled the ashtray with Ketchup and Mustard, put water in it, put mustard and ketchup on the floor, just made a fucking mess. Anyways, I take a drink of my pop, and wow it tastes like ass. Oh, wait, he put mustard in it and thought it was funny as hell. So Stefani went and got me a new one becuase she felt bad. And this kid is laughing his ass off. Then he takes a drink and is like "Oh shit!!! this is nasty as fuck! ew! Did you swallow this?" I was like "Uh yeah I didn't know. I don't think this is funny at all" And hes like "I am so sorry" And he kissed my cheek I was like LAY OFF THE KOOLAID MUTHA FUCKA. Jesus. So, Paul and Benji arrive. I was like aww look its Paul! And Anthony is like "Whos that?" And Im like "My boyfriend" Hes like..oh.."I bet my penis is bigger" Im like what an ass cock.
So me and Paul go and sit in the booth behind ours. And Anthony and this Steve kid (the steve with Anthony, not the steve from earlier) Are talking to Benji, saying they sold drugs in detroit, beat the crap out of people, etc. And Paul thought it was so funny. Hes like "Yeah I uh, beat the shit out of 20 guys today. They like, tried to break into my house, and like I broke all of their legs with my ninja skills." lol. I told him what he did to my drink and out loud hes like "No way did he fucking put shit in my girls drink, this kids asking for some broken bones" Then hes like "Hes fucking with my girlfriend, maybe he should call the hospital now so when hes almost dead they'll be here"
At this point Anthony got up and me and Paul came and sat with stefani. Benji and us were talking shit about them. Bejis like "How are you about to put stuff in some girls drink oh ahha Im cool look what I can do"
It was hilarious. We were there til like 2:30 am, and I was like thank you thank you thank you thank you paul and benji. lol . Because they left after Paul said he'd break some bones. Hahahahahah. Good times.
I am supposed to hang out with J-mizzle today. But I haven't talked to him ::shrug:: Yeah Mizzle, call my cell dude.
Anyways, that was my fun filled morning.
I am at school right now. Oh sit its 11:20 I have class in 10 minutes. Gotta go. Peace bitches.
I'm thinking, great. Stupid people. I hate stupid people. Hahah Bill Engvall. Anyway, so I'm like ugh. They called like 574987594837983 times, because they couldn't find GC Cafe. They were like "JCpenny? Where at?" Dumbasses.
So, they get there right? Its like this. I am facing towards Ford Road, sitting by myself. Stefani and Steve are across from me. The 2 dudes pull up a table and sit. This Anthony kid was a good 3 feet from me, and Anthony was across from me. It was all fine and good until Steve left.
Then, this Asshole anthony kid goes "This will only feel weird for a second" And Like, scrunches up next to me and like almost sits literally on me. And hes like "See, just a sec" I was like.. uhh ok. Then I went to fold my leg and move away and he's like "It's ok you can touch my leg, it's sweet." Then he like runs his hand up and down my leg and is like "Hey, your legs feel pretty sweet too" I am thinking OH MY GOD. I texted Stefani I was like this kid is an ass dude. lol . So I was trying to play with my phone and not talk to this kid and he's like. "Are you taking pictures of stuff?" Im like "No My memory is full" Hes like "Oh yeah, what kind of pictures you got there?" I was like...uhh...Hes like "I guarantee you I have crazier shit than anyone no matter what it is. Hey got any nude pictures of you?" Im like holy, fucking shit. Get a clue dude. So then he continues to have a ginormous ego and say his penis is really big, and shows me this picture of him on his phone where he's trying to show off and it didn't work at all. So I texted Paul, and I was like HELP ME! So his friend Benji calls me, and was like what's wrong? I didn't know who it was but he told me and he's like well here's Paul. Paul is like "Is someone in need of assistance?" And I didnt want to talk about it front of this kid, so I go to the bathroom.
I told Paul what happened and Pauls like, wow what an ass. I was like come up here and pose as my bf, this guys pissing me off. Hes like okay ill be right there. So I go and sit back down, and I take a drink of my pop. Oh and not to mention this Anthony kid was making a fucking mess. He filled the ashtray with Ketchup and Mustard, put water in it, put mustard and ketchup on the floor, just made a fucking mess. Anyways, I take a drink of my pop, and wow it tastes like ass. Oh, wait, he put mustard in it and thought it was funny as hell. So Stefani went and got me a new one becuase she felt bad. And this kid is laughing his ass off. Then he takes a drink and is like "Oh shit!!! this is nasty as fuck! ew! Did you swallow this?" I was like "Uh yeah I didn't know. I don't think this is funny at all" And hes like "I am so sorry" And he kissed my cheek I was like LAY OFF THE KOOLAID MUTHA FUCKA. Jesus. So, Paul and Benji arrive. I was like aww look its Paul! And Anthony is like "Whos that?" And Im like "My boyfriend" Hes like..oh.."I bet my penis is bigger" Im like what an ass cock.
So me and Paul go and sit in the booth behind ours. And Anthony and this Steve kid (the steve with Anthony, not the steve from earlier) Are talking to Benji, saying they sold drugs in detroit, beat the crap out of people, etc. And Paul thought it was so funny. Hes like "Yeah I uh, beat the shit out of 20 guys today. They like, tried to break into my house, and like I broke all of their legs with my ninja skills." lol. I told him what he did to my drink and out loud hes like "No way did he fucking put shit in my girls drink, this kids asking for some broken bones" Then hes like "Hes fucking with my girlfriend, maybe he should call the hospital now so when hes almost dead they'll be here"
At this point Anthony got up and me and Paul came and sat with stefani. Benji and us were talking shit about them. Bejis like "How are you about to put stuff in some girls drink oh ahha Im cool look what I can do"
It was hilarious. We were there til like 2:30 am, and I was like thank you thank you thank you thank you paul and benji. lol . Because they left after Paul said he'd break some bones. Hahahahahah. Good times.
I am supposed to hang out with J-mizzle today. But I haven't talked to him ::shrug:: Yeah Mizzle, call my cell dude.
Anyways, that was my fun filled morning.
I am at school right now. Oh sit its 11:20 I have class in 10 minutes. Gotta go. Peace bitches.