pissin' the night away
Hey Daniel, it's yo guhfriend. Im sitting hurr wit Chels getting ten kinds of drunk. Don't you wish you weren't in trouble, you could come over and take advantage of me?! Oh wait, you do that when I'm SOBER. Ha, I kid. You know Im not doing that. Not without my bf. :) Anyhow, Im bored, still sitting with Chelsea, wishing you'd quit being so damn stubborn and ask your momma if we could come down. But that would be too much to ask. So I guess that means I'll just sit here and think. Sucks for you, cause when I think, it normally leads to a talk you dont like having. (Dontcha love me?) I love you though. But I don't need to talk about my feelings cause there's plenty in my eljay and a little bit in a comment to you. You did, however, want me to talk about sex. So I'll give anyone reading this 5 reasons not to have sex. (For girls, anyway.)
Reason #1. It hurts!
Reason #2. It's not all it's hyped up to be.
Reason #3. You feel stupid during and after the whole thing.
Reason #4. Masturbation is much better. No feelings/attachment.
Reason #5. There's more important things to be doing. Recycling, for example.
So there you go. You're entry on sex. Plus some other stuff. Happy now? If I get any uber-crafty spells, I'll tweak at this thing. Until then, try calling me! Love you bunches. :)
Erica
Reason #1. It hurts!
Reason #2. It's not all it's hyped up to be.
Reason #3. You feel stupid during and after the whole thing.
Reason #4. Masturbation is much better. No feelings/attachment.
Reason #5. There's more important things to be doing. Recycling, for example.
So there you go. You're entry on sex. Plus some other stuff. Happy now? If I get any uber-crafty spells, I'll tweak at this thing. Until then, try calling me! Love you bunches. :)
Erica