Dumpstered Treasures
I'm really proud of myself, my first real dumpster diving experience was a true success. We had a band practice today, and when it was over we all went downtown. Our first dumpster find was a bunch of bubble tape behind Wolf Camera. It was awesome, we rapped Seb in the stuff and held it together with duct tape. We pushed him around and punched and whatnot. Then he went on a skateboard on his stomach. When we popped all of the bubbles we decided that was enough.
Franky started getting really hungry so we went to Whole Foods. Veebs and Franky went in and paid (like fucking capitalists) while Seb and I dumpstered something like 10 loafs of day-old bread that was in fucking perfect condition. After doing some Food Not Bombs (passing out free bread to anyone who needed it) we went back to my house and had a fucking feast. It was insane. We ate lots of Pasta with Veat sauce in it. That was my first Veat experience, it tastes exactly like chicken, it's so good! We also had bread and an awesome citrus drink that we made. We used oranges and lemons from my backyard, lots of sugar packets we took from Whole Foods, Starbucks, and other places, and water.
You guys probably think I'm fucking disgusting for eating food I got out of a dumpster, but I don't think it's bad at all. Companies thow out SO much food every day. It's not even because the food's bad, they just have too much of it, or maybe cosmetic deformaties. Either way it's all good. It helps save the world!
God, I'm tired.
Franky started getting really hungry so we went to Whole Foods. Veebs and Franky went in and paid (like fucking capitalists) while Seb and I dumpstered something like 10 loafs of day-old bread that was in fucking perfect condition. After doing some Food Not Bombs (passing out free bread to anyone who needed it) we went back to my house and had a fucking feast. It was insane. We ate lots of Pasta with Veat sauce in it. That was my first Veat experience, it tastes exactly like chicken, it's so good! We also had bread and an awesome citrus drink that we made. We used oranges and lemons from my backyard, lots of sugar packets we took from Whole Foods, Starbucks, and other places, and water.
You guys probably think I'm fucking disgusting for eating food I got out of a dumpster, but I don't think it's bad at all. Companies thow out SO much food every day. It's not even because the food's bad, they just have too much of it, or maybe cosmetic deformaties. Either way it's all good. It helps save the world!
God, I'm tired.