this may come off racist, but funny and true
theres a mexican, american, and a russian on a big boat in the ocean. the russian pulls out a big bottle of expensive fine vodka,opens it.. takes one sip, then throws it over board into the ocean. The american and mexican look puzzled and ask why he did it.. The russian replyed " we have plenty of vodka back home in russia, its no big deal".
the mexican then takes out a big expensive bottle of tequila, opens it.. takes one sip.. then throws it overboard too. The american and russian looking very puzzled at him question now why he did this. the mexican replys " we have plenty of tequila back in mexico.. its no deal at all.
the american then looks at the russian and the mexican, then throws the mexican man overboard. the russian screams " what was that for! " the american then turned and looked at him and said.. " we have plenty of mexicans back in usa. its no big deal. "
the mexican then takes out a big expensive bottle of tequila, opens it.. takes one sip.. then throws it overboard too. The american and russian looking very puzzled at him question now why he did this. the mexican replys " we have plenty of tequila back in mexico.. its no deal at all.
the american then looks at the russian and the mexican, then throws the mexican man overboard. the russian screams " what was that for! " the american then turned and looked at him and said.. " we have plenty of mexicans back in usa. its no big deal. "